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"The geyser was not erupting at the time." You think?

1 posted on 05/15/2009 12:12:26 PM PDT by andy58-in-nh
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To: andy58-in-nh

I’m thinking an unexpected eruption by Old Faithful would have made this a sure-fire Darwin Award winner. :-)


2 posted on 05/15/2009 12:14:09 PM PDT by DemforBush (Somebody wake me when sanity has returned to the nation.)
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To: andy58-in-nh

Let me guess their names are:
Beavis and Butthead?


4 posted on 05/15/2009 12:16:44 PM PDT by Kartographer (".. we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.")
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Has anyone been there and seen the massive amounts of buffalo manure that accumulate in the winter?

The buffs like to hang out near warm things in the winter


5 posted on 05/15/2009 12:17:36 PM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (I agree with Rick..)
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To: andy58-in-nh

Dang! That’s something I would do. These two beat me to it.


6 posted on 05/15/2009 12:20:53 PM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: andy58-in-nh

Too bad Old Faithful’s timing was off.


7 posted on 05/15/2009 12:23:16 PM PDT by ZULU (God guts and guns made America great. Non nobis, non nobis Domine, sed nomini tuo da gloriam.)
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To: andy58-in-nh
The geyser was not erupting at the time.

I guess this day and time it is necessary to state this!

8 posted on 05/15/2009 12:27:15 PM PDT by ontap (Just another backstabbing conservative)
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To: andy58-in-nh

Hold your water boys .......
Remember, there’s a B-doubleE-doubleR-un coming up soon to Martha’s Vineyard.
Then on to Plains, GA!


9 posted on 05/15/2009 12:27:23 PM PDT by tumblindice (The New & Improved Amnesty: chock full of real ingredients and comprehensively delicious!?)
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To: andy58-in-nh

Well, darn. I guess I have to cross that one off my Bucket List.


10 posted on 05/15/2009 12:28:45 PM PDT by Dumpster Baby (The chair is against the wall. John has a long mustache.)
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“Urine a lot of trouble, guys.”


13 posted on 05/15/2009 12:43:25 PM PDT by dfwgator (1996 2006 2008 - Good Things Come in Threes)
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To: andy58-in-nh

LOL
But, I’m still trying to imagine why anyone thought urinating there was a good idea. Some people are just plain stupid.


14 posted on 05/15/2009 12:49:34 PM PDT by brytlea (Jesus loves me, this I know.)
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One more example of something only a MAN can do!


17 posted on 05/15/2009 12:54:07 PM PDT by mikeus_maximus (The GOP is populated by "moderates"; conservatives are just their useful idiots. Go third party!)
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To: andy58-in-nh

To paraphrase the punchline to an old joke: “That water’s warm.” “Deep, too.”


20 posted on 05/15/2009 1:43:56 PM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (GOP: Stop listening, start doing -- we need new leaders!)
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To: andy58-in-nh

Been to Old Faithful twice. These idiots are lucky the ground held under their feet. You don’t walk around any of those geysers. Way too unstable. Morons.


21 posted on 05/15/2009 1:54:03 PM PDT by ReneeLynn (Socialism, it's the new black.)
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