He'll never even live at all if he doesn't get some khaki colored nightshirts.....bright red is not too fashionable for a foxhole, LOL.
Leni
Years ago, so many year ago, my brother-in-law was a pilot in the U. S. Air Force (peace be upon the Blue Suiters) and going off to Vietnam. His mom bought him some lovely “silk” boxer shorts in bright RED and PINK.
I know she meant well, but Oliver's response was “Mom are you trying to get me killed”!
I bet his buddies gave him a charlie horse for flagging their position with that panel marker t-shirt - after they stopped laughing.