Posted on 05/10/2009 9:05:03 PM PDT by chasio649
Why some single women just need to shut up
Duped out of motherhood
by KATE MULVEY, Daily Mail
Last updated at 10:22 24 February 2006
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-378163/Duped-motherhood.html
Is that “Happies” or “Harpies”?
Probably “Fatties”.
I had a neighbor once who when asked why she wasn’t married answered that she had had so many husbands why in the world would she want one of her own.
They won’t be very happy when they are all alone on their deathbed, and wonder why there’s nobody there.
“Haggies” would be more like it.
Some people should stay single.
If you are happy being single...then people should stay that way...i agree..relationships are hard work but worth it imo...i didn’t like being single...i like to share.
1. What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.
2. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One . . . men will screw anything.
3. How does a man take a bubble bath?
He eats beans for dinner.
4. What is a man’s idea of foreplay?
A half hour of begging.
5. How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?
He’s breathing.
6. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.
7. What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They are both empty from the the neck up.
8. How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares?
9. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
No one knows . . . It’s never been done.
10. How are men and parking spaces alike?
The good ones are already taken and the ones left are handicapped.
11. What is a man’s idea of helping you with housework?
Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
12. What is the difference between men and E.T.?
E.T. called home.
13. What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six-pack of beer.
14. How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
15. How is a man like linoleum?
If you lay him right the first time, you can walk all over him for the next twenty years.
There, fixed.
hey, somebody had to do it ;-)
I added a comma and an exclamation point.
It flows better now.
I’m a single male, I like women, and most certainly would not turn any decent lady away if she were to show interest in me.
I most certainly can relate to any straight female that would rather be alone. It all comes down to either being lonley or being in a bad relationship.
That’s the kind of person I’d like to know, these ladies need to know that there are plenty of guys like me that are much the same way, don’t go for games, stupidity, bad attitudes, Drug addiction, irreconcilable personal problems. etc..
Hey, more power to the cautious. First: lunch, then take it from there.
the ironic thing is that, with the feminization of our society, men will become less desirable people for which you want to live your life. What you’re seeing in society, you’ve seen in liberal politics for decades. No wonder most lib chicks eventually become lesbians.
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