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Pong

Also - Wishing a Happy Mother’s Day to the Mom’s on my list

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Dave better watch out -- his 5-yr old column is now considered seriously politically incorrect.

I have a 4-year-old daughter, so our house has a thriving, teeming Barbie colony. This colony is serviced by one lone Ken, and frankly he is not up to the task.

I say this because Ken doesn't seem to notice that the Barbies are constantly getting naked. Often, after my daughter has been playing with her Barbies, I'll walk into her room, and there will be naked Barbies everywhere, and Ken will be displaying absolutely no interest in them.

Lately, in fact, Ken has been off in a corner, sitting in Barbie's pink Jeep with Pinocchio.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

This no doubt now qualifies as Hate Speech.

(Great column, Dave!)