To: martin_fierro
To: nickcarraway
Mr. Darwin is not performing his duties conscientiously.
3 posted on
05/07/2009 2:28:55 PM PDT by
E. Pluribus Unum
(Islam is a religion of peace, and Muslims reserve the right to kill anyone who says otherwise.)
To: nickcarraway
Darwin awards winner for the week
4 posted on
05/07/2009 2:29:26 PM PDT by
handy old one
(It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. Aristotle)
To: nickcarraway
Cue the song “South Texas Death Ride” by The Union Underground.
6 posted on
05/07/2009 2:30:35 PM PDT by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: nickcarraway
Hey, that's nothing.
I once drove my Polaris quad over myself. True story. I was riding by myself in a remote but tight slot canyon out in the desert and carefully navigated the left front wheel over a large rock. So as not to tip over, I put my right foot down, and the rear right wheel rode over me and pulled me under. I ended up on the bottom of a sandy wash with an 800-pound quad atop my leg.
I couldn't dig out, so I eventually counted to three (to psych up), reached up for the accelerator, and juiced it with my thumb. The quad goosed forward and rolled over my whole body, just missing my head.
But I was free! But with a sprained ankle. So I put a cold beer (from the ice chest) onto the ankle and drank another two down for the pain.
Note to self: NEVER put your foot down while driving a quad!!!!
8 posted on
05/07/2009 2:36:06 PM PDT by
Flycatcher
(God speaks to us, through the supernal lightness of birds, in a special type of poetry.)
To: nickcarraway
along with other car stunts such as "doughnuts"— quickly driving in a circle.Was it really necessary to add that?
9 posted on
05/07/2009 2:42:09 PM PDT by
FrdmLvr
(What fresh hell is this?)
To: nickcarraway
Back in the days of James Dean it was playing chicken.
Kids havent gotten any smarter.
10 posted on
05/07/2009 2:43:22 PM PDT by
Venturer
To: nickcarraway
she was run over by her own car Oh, it was a car?
her 1980s-model Chevrolet Blazer
Who in the world considers a Blazer a "car"?
13 posted on
05/07/2009 2:46:34 PM PDT by
humblegunner
(Where my PIE at, fool?)
To: nickcarraway
Stupidity should be painful.
18 posted on
05/07/2009 2:58:01 PM PDT by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: nickcarraway
stooopid should hurt... i hope it was a learning experience.
19 posted on
05/07/2009 3:09:29 PM PDT by
Chode
(American Hedonist - Obama is basically Jim Jones with a teleprompter)
To: nickcarraway
21 posted on
05/07/2009 3:12:52 PM PDT by
dead
To: nickcarraway
25 posted on
05/07/2009 3:17:56 PM PDT by
struggle
((The struggle continues))
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