I’m of no help whatsoever, but I had to laugh at my son who is in law enforcement. He said when they arrive at a crime scene, inevitably an on-looker will say, indignantly, “Mai, hey, ya’ll gonna do what dem people do on CSI?!!” Or, “Mai, dat’s not what dey do on CSI!!”
My son has been in law enforcement for 15 years and cannot even watch any TV “cop” shows. They drive him nuts because they are so unlike real life.
After Christmas someone had shot a BB through one of our windows. I reported it just in case it was happening a bit too often....I found the BB and showed to to cop and asked if he wanted to check it for DNA....he laughed and said you have been watching too much CSI......I was joking of course but we all got a giggle out of it.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948