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The Wedding Invite you hope you never receive.
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| Cuz it aint their money
Posted on 05/01/2009 1:22:10 PM PDT by cuz_it_aint_their_money
This was sent to me as a joke (At least I hope it was a joke!) and I thought it was too good not to share!
Let's just hope the mother of the Bride doesn't receive this invite!

And here's why!!!!!

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To: cuz_it_aint_their_money
Heck, as long as the picture came with it I would like to receive this invitation.
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posted on
05/01/2009 1:25:31 PM PDT
by
PLKIng
To: cuz_it_aint_their_money
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posted on
05/01/2009 1:25:58 PM PDT
by
prophetic
(God, let 0Bama and his evil plans for this country fail & let him be utterly disgraced like HAMAN!!)
To: cuz_it_aint_their_money

..."a tsunami survivor?"
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posted on
05/01/2009 1:27:04 PM PDT
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: cuz_it_aint_their_money
The bride should get a discount for only buying about 1/2 of a wedding dress.
To: cuz_it_aint_their_money
no....that I could deal with
its the 1 of 2 cohabiting lesbians who I was amicable with from work..that would make me more than uncomfortable if this state ever goes over to the dark side...which it looks like it will.
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posted on
05/01/2009 1:27:37 PM PDT
by
Vaquero
("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
To: cuz_it_aint_their_money
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posted on
05/01/2009 1:28:35 PM PDT
by
wastedyears
(Iron Maiden's gonna get ya, no matter how far!)
To: cuz_it_aint_their_money
Oh. Please, please tell me that’s been photoshopped.
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posted on
05/01/2009 1:28:45 PM PDT
by
ChocChipCookie
(Earth: It's not your mother, it's just a big rock.)
To: ChocChipCookie
Oh. Please, please tell me thats been photoshopped. Not that I'm aware of!
But you gotta admit, that's some wedding dress!
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posted on
05/01/2009 1:30:30 PM PDT
by
cuz_it_aint_their_money
(I'll show their president the exact same respect and loyalty that they have shown my president.)
To: cuz_it_aint_their_money
You’re right some wedding dress.
Not all of a wedding dress.
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posted on
05/01/2009 1:31:59 PM PDT
by
netmilsmom
(Psalm 109:8 - Let his days be few; and let another take his office)
To: cuz_it_aint_their_money
Are you kidding me?You just know that all hell would break loose at that wedding and the reception.I would’nt miss it for the world.You know she will fall out of that top.
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posted on
05/01/2009 1:32:31 PM PDT
by
HANG THE EXPENSE
(Life is tough.It's even tougher when you're stupid.)
To: Doogle
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posted on
05/01/2009 1:33:52 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(1996 2006 2008 - Good Things Come in Threes)
To: cuz_it_aint_their_money
I am trying to remember, does silicon float? If so then this ‘barb*e’ is immune to a swimming pool drowning. Actually, I pray to God that this is a photoshop job but realistically I fear that there are some who do crave this, may God Have Pity. As for her plastic surgeons, I will bet that they were laying bets as to which boob goes south first (this includes themselves).
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posted on
05/01/2009 1:35:31 PM PDT
by
SES1066
(Cycling to conserve, Conservative to save, Saving to Retire, will Retire to Cycle.)
To: imahawk
"You know she will fall out of that top."
Before or after the keg stand?
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posted on
05/01/2009 1:37:03 PM PDT
by
MeanWestTexan
(Beware Obama's Reichstag Fire.)
To: Doogle
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posted on
05/01/2009 1:39:25 PM PDT
by
Diogenesis
(Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum)
To: netmilsmom
Youre right some wedding dress. Not all of a wedding dress. and a white dress, no less... hahahaha!
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posted on
05/01/2009 1:42:00 PM PDT
by
latina4dubya
( self-proclaimed tequila snob)
To: MeanWestTexan
To: MeanWestTexan
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posted on
05/01/2009 1:43:24 PM PDT
by
HANG THE EXPENSE
(Life is tough.It's even tougher when you're stupid.)
To: cuz_it_aint_their_money
1) She’s built like a brick outhouse. I like that.
2) He apparently likes his women a little on the trashy side. NMP.
3) She’s REALLY built like a brick outhouse. Dayum.
4) He’s (apparently) a man. She’s (definitely) a woman. Therefore it’s a marriage ... not just a pair of FDRQs seeking validation of their perversity.
5) If you’ve got it, flaunt it.
I’d go. No question about it. I bet the reception will be a hoot.
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posted on
05/01/2009 1:43:52 PM PDT
by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: cuz_it_aint_their_money
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