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Laptop Burglar Caught After Owner Mocks Him Remotely
Gizmondo ^ | 4/30/09 | Jesus Diaz

Posted on 04/30/2009 2:20:34 PM PDT by steve-b

Newsweek's Joshua Alston got his laptop stolen when he was in the shower. Sounds like the beginning of a porn movie, but it's one about detectives. Cyberdetectives that mock their suspects before sending the police.

Alston was showering when he heard a thump. After coming out of the bathroom he noticed all his gadgets missing, including his laptop. Fortunately, he had installed a little program called LogMeIn, which allowed him to securely and remotely log into his notebook. He waited until the thief got online to start getting information that would allow him to pinpoint his location and go to the police.

While some cyberdetectives get to watch porn on the thief's computer, Alston had some fun with him. He deleted any music he uploaded to the system, keep messing around with anything he did and, on April 1st, changed his desktop picture to feature him photoshopped as a lepper.

And all thanks to a remote login program. The moral of the story: Get a waterproof laptop and shower with it.


TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Humor
KEYWORDS: lepper; newsweak; pwn3d

1 posted on 04/30/2009 2:20:34 PM PDT by steve-b
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To: steve-b

Sounds like he needs to find a safer bathhouse.


2 posted on 04/30/2009 2:23:26 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (IRONY - we know more about the First Dog's historical papers than we do of President Barack.)
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To: steve-b; Tax-chick
on April 1st, changed his desktop picture to feature him photoshopped as a lepper.

Someone deleted the author's spell-check.

3 posted on 04/30/2009 2:23:26 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro

I’d rather be a “looser” than a “lepper”, wouldn’t you? :)


4 posted on 04/30/2009 2:25:23 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: steve-b

The author needs to install a little syntax-check program.


5 posted on 04/30/2009 2:29:27 PM PDT by steelyourfaith ("The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money." - Lady Thatcher)
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To: steve-b

Good story.
Playing with the thief’s mind sounds like great fun. It’s very good movie script material!


6 posted on 04/30/2009 2:30:05 PM PDT by devere
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To: martin_fierro

That lepper was such a thief that he stole an extra ‘p.’


7 posted on 04/30/2009 2:36:20 PM PDT by La Lydia
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To: steelyourfaith

So does his editor :)


8 posted on 04/30/2009 2:41:08 PM PDT by mewzilla (In politics the middle way is none at all. John Adams)
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To: Constitution Day
I’d rather be a “looser” than a “lepper”, wouldn’t you? :)

We morans can offer no opinion on teh subjekt.

9 posted on 04/30/2009 2:46:57 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro

It costs $1100 per year for that “little” program, Logmein.
I think I’ll just contiue my weekly backups to an external hard drive and let the thief have my 2 year old lap top.


10 posted on 04/30/2009 2:53:27 PM PDT by Fred911 (YOU GET WHAT YOU ACCEPT)
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To: martin_fierro

It costs $1100 per year for that “little” program, Logmein.
I think I’ll just contiue my weekly backups to an external hard drive and let the thief have my 2 year old lap top.


11 posted on 04/30/2009 2:53:30 PM PDT by Fred911 (YOU GET WHAT YOU ACCEPT)
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To: steve-b
All great fun, but the thief obviously knows where the guy lives.
12 posted on 04/30/2009 2:56:29 PM PDT by SouthTexas (When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people.....)
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To: Fred911

I have a laptop that I only use intermittently but one rule I have.

Nothing of value on it. NO bank data esp.

While I do a lot of online banking, bill pay , etc. NEVER from the laptop.


13 posted on 04/30/2009 3:01:24 PM PDT by Vinnie (You're Nobody 'Til Somebody Jihads You)
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To: martin_fierro

That guy is not helping break the whole ‘mullet stereotype’....


14 posted on 04/30/2009 3:11:59 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: Fred911

There is a free version of Log Me In. It is a great program and it is easy to use. They have a bunch of different versions. For example if you had to go away and needed to connect to you home or office computer. It works really well and is simple to use. If you were at a hotel and did not have your laptop you could log in on a hotel PC in the business center or a Kinkos too.

If I were the journalist I would be embarrassed to tell anyone i worked at the dying NewsWeak.


15 posted on 04/30/2009 3:17:19 PM PDT by Frantzie ("Remember when Bush was President & Americans had jobs?")
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To: Fred911

I use logmein. I have the free version on one of my computers and the upgraded version on another. The upgrade is $69 per year, a great investment.


16 posted on 04/30/2009 3:23:09 PM PDT by CTGOPPER (Don't blame me, I voted for Sarah!)
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To: Fred911
It costs $1100 per year for that “little” program, Logmein.

It costs nothing per year for that program.

I've been using it for 3 years and haven't paid a dime.

Now, if you HAVE to have the Pro version, it'll cost ya.

17 posted on 04/30/2009 7:33:43 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for something I ain't.)
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To: Fred911

The free version of LogMeIn I’ve been using for a year wasn’t $1100 dollars.


18 posted on 05/01/2009 1:28:36 AM PDT by Gigantor (Socialists always claim to be doing something for you while they're actually doing something to you.)
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