Posted on 04/28/2009 10:41:56 AM PDT by lewisglad
Get Julia Roberts a bar of soap!
At a Film Society of Lincoln Center event honoring Tom Hanks in NYC Monday, the Duplicity star, 41, dropped the F-bomb several times.
"Alright well, it's late and I'm paying my babysitter overtime and I have to pee," she began. "So Tom, everybody f-----g likes you. All my bits are gone. Listen, I had lunch today with Rita [Wilson, Hanks' wife], and her t--s were here [motioned high] and her waist was here [motioned small] and her a-- was like that [motioned high], so what can I tell you that's new? Tom Hanks, what the f--k?"
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Audience members - including Charlize Theron - busted up with laughter.
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She then went on to say she's seen most of Hanks' films except That Thing (You Do). I love the Cohen brothers, but the hair Tom [in 2004's Ladykillers], I didn't even know what the f--k that movie was about!" Of 2004's The Terminal, she cracked, "You in the airport with the accent? It was a pass for me. Airport? Were you just an immigrant lost? I didn't know. I love you, and I didn't know what to do, really. God, Im wearing the same f-----g dress tonight as your publicist!"
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The audience again laughed.
"Listen, I've got to get home. But this much we know ... I will say this: Tom Hanks, I love you."
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Roberts then lost her train of thought. "It's so dark out there, I feel like Im in space," she said as an audience member held up their cell phone. "Thank you, whoever just made it light. [Lost creator] J.J. Abrams, are you here?"
Before exiting the stage, she reiterated to Hanks how much she loved him.
One of the most overrated actresses of all time.
Drunk? Nah, she was just behaving like the classless, liberal Democrat that she is.
In other words, behaving like typical Hollywierd. Clueless and classless.
Julie Roberts made her fame by playing a prostitute, and from a philosophical perspective, it was type casting. In addition to being a singularly unattractive individual, she is far from a class act.
Beauty? Ann Margaret, Maureen O'Hara - THEY were beauties - inside and out. And, unlike this thespian weed which sprung up in the outhouse runn-off of Hollyweird, they were patriots too.
That is why they like OBAMA so much. He is lost without his.
Last time I saw a mouth like Julia’s, it had a hook in it.
Exactly!!!
That’s gonna give me nightmares right there.
I can’t stand her, she’s in every movie ever made, for some reason I cannot watch any movies she’s in.
There are no celebrity role models.
Or at least, very, very few.
Her “train of thought” is an empty boxcar on a Lionel scale model track.
The Pelican Brief was her peak, although she was pretty good in Conspiracy Theory with Mel Gibson.
At this point she’s washed up. Soon she’ll be taking “mother” roles. And it sounds like she’s on pharms.
lol!
Her train of thought is ‘HO’ scale.
“HO scale.” Very good. I bet she likes being the caboose.
Just like the empty suit figurehead TOTUS.
Let the objectification begin...
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