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Humor Break (sort of)"Meg, You Go, Girl"
Vanity | 04/22/09 | MaggieCarta

Posted on 04/22/2009 6:20:24 PM PDT by MaggieCarta

Hey, MeggieMac, if you like Eminem, you’ll love MaggieCarta!

"Meg, You Go, Girl" Tune: Fat Bottomed Girls

Are you gonna get a date tonight?
Ah, that would be your life’s highlight!
Are you gonna blog and just hang out?
Meg, you go, girl!
You make those Valley Girls profound!

Hey! It was ‘cause your ninny dad
Ran a campaign just so bad
with a message that looked quite cursory-huh!
Let alone a bit uncanny,
He looked like a haughty granny.
That kept victr’y from the Grand Old Party.

Now you’re twittin’ to beat the band
Across the wire, across the land
But, you’re just a blue eyed floozy by the way!
And your fruity friends revile
With their alternative life style.
You ridicule, with no sense of the sublime

Are you gonna get a date tonight?
Ah, that would be your life’s highlight!
Are you gonna blog and just hang out?
Meg, you go, girl!
You make those Valley Girls profound!
Meg, you go, girl!
You make those Valley Girls profound!

Hey listen here
Now you’ve got how many homes?
Are those your real cheek bones?
And you’re worried that Karl Rove follows me
Your whole day is spent at leisure (say: lezh-er)
Spendin’ your mommy’s treasure
Heap big woman, you're gonna crash the GOP!

Are you gonna get a date tonight?
Ah, that would be your life’s highlight!
Are you gonna blog and just hang out?
Meg, you go, girl!
You make those Valley Girls profound!
Meg, you go, girl!
You make those Valley Girls profound!

Get on a bike and ride!
Meg, you go, girl!


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: mcbama; mccain; mccaintruthfile; mcpiggy; mcqueeg; mcqueegjr; mcrinoette; meggiemac; meghanmccain; ohthehughvanity; thisisnotseries
"Meg, you go" as in, your 15 minutes are soooooo over.
1 posted on 04/22/2009 6:20:24 PM PDT by MaggieCarta
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To: Rebel_Ace

Not to worry. I am all over those help files...soon...


2 posted on 04/22/2009 6:21:39 PM PDT by MaggieCarta (We're all Detroiters now.)
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To: rabscuttle385

ping


3 posted on 04/22/2009 6:23:12 PM PDT by djsherin (Government is essentially the negation of liberty.)
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To: MaggieCarta

[cue “Baby Got Back” by Sir Mix-A-Lot]


4 posted on 04/22/2009 6:26:58 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: RichInOC

I don’t remember that...


5 posted on 04/22/2009 6:28:15 PM PDT by MaggieCarta (We're all Detroiters now.)
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To: MaggieCarta

Just another fat-bottomed-girl song, that’s all.


6 posted on 04/22/2009 6:45:12 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: MaggieCarta

7 posted on 04/22/2009 6:48:47 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: JoeProBono

LOL! I laugh every time I see that pic. Thank you.


8 posted on 04/22/2009 6:53:12 PM PDT by MaggieCarta (We're all Detroiters now.)
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To: RichInOC

Thank you. I lead a very sheltered life.


9 posted on 04/22/2009 6:54:01 PM PDT by MaggieCarta (We're all Detroiters now.)
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To: MoochPooch; Perdogg; Professional Engineer; PJ-Comix; Dick Bachert; 50mm; stockpirate; Eaker; ...

The Meghan McCain Truth File.

"I think Obama's cute."
—Meghan McCain, January 8, 2008

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Please tag all relevant threads with the aforementioned keywords.

This can be a very high-volume ping list at times.

To join the ping list:
FReepmail rabscuttle385 with the subject line add  mccaintruthfile.
(Stop getting pings by sending the subject line drop mccaintruthfile.)
 
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10 posted on 04/23/2009 11:37:11 AM PDT by rabscuttle385 ("If this be treason, then make the most of it!" —Patrick Henry)
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To: rabscuttle385

Thanks, for pinging the MeggieMac list, rabscuttle385. I neglected to mention this to you before.


11 posted on 04/23/2009 2:32:27 PM PDT by MaggieCarta (We're all Detroiters now.)
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To: doug from upland
I can stop posting on Palin threads, or I can stop doing song parodies. I can't do both...

Hope all is well with you, DFU!

12 posted on 04/23/2009 2:34:22 PM PDT by MaggieCarta (We're all Detroiters now.)
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To: MaggieCarta

All is well. I haven’t been here too much because I’m trying to build a new business.


13 posted on 04/23/2009 2:53:01 PM PDT by doug from upland (10 million views of .HILLARY! UNCENSORED - put some ice on it, witch)
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To: doug from upland
All is well. I haven’t been here too much because I’m trying to build a new business.

I'm glad to know that all is well. Best wishes on your new endeavors!

14 posted on 04/23/2009 3:05:23 PM PDT by MaggieCarta (We're all Detroiters now.)
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