Posted on 04/21/2009 7:42:15 AM PDT by lewisglad
Here is your morning mug of piping hot laughs brought to you buy the walrus that is Kim Kardassian! Yesterday, Kim posted this from UsWeekly about Forever 21's new plus-size line which mentioned her and it really made her boil in anger.
"I feel that this clipping from Us Magazine is a bit misleading, so I wanted to comment on it."
"I am a huge fan of Forever 21 and I'm very happy they have expanded their line to include a plus-size range, but I am not in that size category and this article makes it sound like I am! I am a curvy girl and I love my curves, but curvy and plus-sized are two very different things. I work really hard to maintain my curves while staying slim and healthy, so to be classed as a 'fuller-figured woman' of extra large proportions is a little offensive."
"For the record, I am a size 2, not 2XL."
Seriously, a SIZE 2?! Maybe if you take two size 2s and sew them together, you could cover one of her chunky cheeks. MAYBE. Does she shop at Jennifer Love Hewitt's favorite store: Big, Short & Delusional? Kim proves that queefing out random numbers is nothing but fun!
This stupid Monday-to-Friday skeezer makes no sense. She loves her curves, yet being considered "full-figured" is offensive? You know what's offensive? Kim Kardashian! UsWeekly never even called her plus-sized. Obviously, her one brain cell needs cleaning.
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She may well have the morals of a sewer rat, and be an absolute petri dish ... I have no way of knowing. I'm not commenting on that. Merely on her physical appearance.
Not guilty!
Not guilty again!!
"Shopping Always Makes Me Feel Better! "
-Meghan McCain-
The problem is she only dates brothas.
The other girl in the pool photo is her sister Kourtney. Kim, Khloe, Kourtney and Robert, Jr. are the children of Kris and Robert Kardashian (longtime friend of OJ Simpson -- they went to USC together and he was part of the "Dream Team" that got him off for the murders of Ron and Nicole.)
Kris divorced Robert in the late 80's and married Olympian Bruce Jenner in the early 90's & they have two daughters, Kendall and Kristen. Bruce is also part of the reality show "Keeping up with the Kardashians" (exploiting himself in the name of everything 'Kardashian') and Kris is his manager as well as managing her three oldest daughters. In one episode last week, Bruce was followed as he got a colonoscopy. Everyone in that family is 'whoring' themselves, much like the Osbournes. Totally dysfunctional.
Robert Kardashian, Sr. must be rolling in his grave.
Please don’t insult Kim that way! ;)
Sorry that behind is NOT a size two!
If only I were 40 years younger..............She still woudn’t give me the time of day!!!!!
Damn, you could build a deck on that rear foundation.
BTW there's a very, VERY old joke, the punch line of which is "bury them in the sand face down, and use the butts for bicycle racks.."
I see nothing wrong with that. That is what women used to look like until gay men became the arbiters of women’s fashion and decided all women needed to look like gay perfection, a hairless 12 year old boy.
At least she doesn’t look like she just got sprung from Buchenwld like most of the Hollywood scarecrows.
Now we are talking. This is what G*d meant when he created woman. Not guilty now or ever;).
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