To: Lucky9teen

You know, my Sec. of Home Land Security is up in my suite. What say you join us? I just want to watch!
2 posted on
04/20/2009 11:23:27 AM PDT by
Holicheese
(He stopped the War on Terror and started a War on Patriotism!)
To: Lucky9teen
Zero: I like chili, but it gives me gas.
3 posted on
04/20/2009 11:23:50 AM PDT by
Sig Sauer P220
(We have our own pirates. They're called politicians.)
To: Lucky9teen
What a big waste of tax payers money.
4 posted on
04/20/2009 11:24:10 AM PDT by
jocko12
To: Lucky9teen

Did I leave the oven on back at the White House?
5 posted on
04/20/2009 11:24:34 AM PDT by
Holicheese
(He stopped the War on Terror and started a War on Patriotism!)
To: Lucky9teen
I see Hillary’s got flips in her hair now.
6 posted on
04/20/2009 11:25:41 AM PDT by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
To: 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten; Abbeville Conservative; absolootezer0; AmericanMade1776; andy58-in-nh; ...

Pfffffffffhhhhttttt.....

Michelle thinking: "Good Lord, did he just fart?"

Michelle to Obama: "I'm gonna hurl here....that's pretty bad...."

Mariano to Obama: "Yah...I try to tell her, whoever smelt it....dealt it..."
8 posted on
04/20/2009 11:29:31 AM PDT by
Lucky9teen
(Redneck Radicalized Right-Wing Extremist Recruiter - see Constitution for details!)
To: Lucky9teen
I swear to you Allah, I will be good if you will only send TOTUS here now!!

9 posted on
04/20/2009 11:40:38 AM PDT by
WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
(He bows to the Saudi King - we don't have Camelot, we have Camel Lot)
To: Lucky9teen
"Check out that fine fillet of Chilean Sea Bass!"
To: Lucky9teen

Remember when Bill Clinton used to prop up his head to stay awake? Zero is doing the 2-fingered-stiff-upper-lip support.
12 posted on
04/20/2009 11:54:41 AM PDT by
OrioleFan
(Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July, democrats believe every day is April 15)
To: Lucky9teen

Have you ever heard the expression? "Once you go Black, you never go back?
13 posted on
04/20/2009 11:55:36 AM PDT by
Michael.SF.
("They're not Americans. They're liberals! "-- Ann Coulter, May 15, 2008)
To: Lucky9teen

Zero: "That outfit is J Crew, right?"
14 posted on
04/20/2009 11:56:28 AM PDT by
OrioleFan
(Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July, democrats believe every day is April 15)
To: Lucky9teen

Not sure how to say this in Austrian or Chilean,
but there is some shakey deals going on.
16 posted on
04/20/2009 5:04:00 PM PDT by
BerryDingle
(I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
To: Lucky9teen

Hope he gets back with those poll results soon,
I've really gotta go, this one feels Army strong.
17 posted on
04/20/2009 5:09:35 PM PDT by
BerryDingle
(I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
To: Lucky9teen

"The Kenyans sold me the documentation. I know the truth about where you were born."

"Hey Axelrod, how many trillions can we get for Chile in foreign aid?"
18 posted on
04/20/2009 5:17:22 PM PDT by
EternalVigilance
("Our flag still waves! And we shall NEVER let them tear it down!" - Alan Keyes, 4-15-09)
To: Lucky9teen

Obama: "I had garlic and onions for lunch today. Could you tell?"
19 posted on
04/21/2009 6:36:22 AM PDT by
Snoopy88
(If Global Warming is real, then Evolution is improbable.)
To: Lucky9teen

Obama thinking: "Tee hee hee! Whoopie cushion on the chair... classic... she'll never see it coming."
20 posted on
04/21/2009 6:38:45 AM PDT by
Snoopy88
(If Global Warming is real, then Evolution is improbable.)
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