[Joe 6-pack]

When I had two shepherds, I tried the same thing on roller blades once.

Once.

[Howie]

One of the neighbor kids, about fifteen, saw on TV the parachute thing the Mexicans do behind a speed boat. He asked me if I knew how to make one of the chutes. I had an old military chute in the attic that I gave to him and his siblings.

A day or so later the wind was howling down our street. I was sitting by the window and saw him literally FLY by the window heading towards the cul desac. I ran out just as he let go of the harness and watched him slide into the cul desac like a rag doll. He only suffered abrasions, nothing broken, thankfully.

[goat granny]

LOL When I had a husky I was living in a sub. Decided to get on one of my kids bike and take ChiChow for a run...It worked fine for a few minutes...then he got in front of the bike and I took my feet off the pedal, urging him on and he loved to pull. He then decided to come to a quick stop to smell a car tire. I keep going and couldn't get my feet on the brake peddles in time...I left the bike while the bike keep going and the dog was still smelling the car tire. Did that once and only once also.