Posted on 04/17/2009 5:41:08 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
The inauguration of Barack Obama as President of the United States is indeed a historic event but, can you believe some of the stuff out there? There is no shortage of Barack Obama Presidential inauguration products on the market. Some are standard souvenirs while others are just plain wacky.
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Really? An Action Figure we can believe in? Good Grief. Well, I guess it's ok, since George W. Bush had an action figure in his image, and so did other recent presidents. But Obama is the first to be honored so soon with a special edition one.
Barney Frank
Bernie Madoff
And the difference is...?
Bernie Madoff is only a financial pervert
True, and Madoff has ripped off fewer people.
As Crabby Maxine would say (2/28/07)
“Maybe it IS a man’s world. Would a woman leave this kind of mess?”
I could use some barak obama t.p.
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, ‘I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.’
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, ‘This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards..... What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?’
‘No,’ the cook said. ‘Three flat tires .means three pancakes; a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up; and a pair of running boards... are 2 slices of crisp bacon !’Oh,.... OK!’ said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, ‘What are the beans for Blondie?’
‘She replied, ‘I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!
FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!!!!!
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured
by an enemy Indian War Party.
The Indian Chief proclaims,
“So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger” ...
“In honor of the Harvest Festival,
YOU will be executed in three days.”
“Before I kill you, I grant you three requests”
“What is your FIRST request ???’
The Lone Ranger responds,
“I’d like to speak to my horse.”
The Chief nods and Silver is brought
before the Lone Ranger who whispers in
Silver’s ear, and the horse gallops away.
Later that evening, Silver returns with
a beautiful blonde woman on his back.
As the Indian Chief watches,
the blonde enters the Lone Ranger’s tent
and spends the night.
The next morning the Indian Chief admits
he’s impressed.
“You have a very fine and loyal horse”,
“But I will still kill you in two days.”
“What is your SECOND request ???”
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak
to his horse.
Silver is brought to
him,
and he again whispers in the horse’s ear.
As before, Silver takes off and disappears
over the horizon.
Later that evening, to the Chief’s surprise,
Silver again returns, this time with a
voluptuous brunette, more attractive
than the blonde.
She enters the Lone Rangers tent
and spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief
is again impressed.
“You are indeed a man of many talents,”
“But I will still kill you tomorrow.”
“What is your LAST request ???”
The Lone Ranger responds,
“I’d like to speak to my horse, .... alone.”
The Chief is curious, but he agrees,
and Silver is brought to
the
Lone Ranger’s tent.
Once they’re alone,
the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears,
Looks him square in the eye and says,
Listen Very Carefully !!!!
FOR... THE... LAST. TIME...
I SAID ...
“BRING POSSE”
I heard that one before....
Remember the Obama coins that turned out to be quarters or 50 cent pieces with cheap stickers on them? Grossly overcharged people for them
http://theithacan.org/blogs/thespectrum/2009/02/20/obama-coins-just-a-sticker-over-kennedy-and-washington/
>>The Obama commemorative coins so pompously paraded by Montel Williams are actually U.S. Mint coins with paper sticker veneers printed with Obama’s Presidential head shot.
That is too funny
That is so wrong
Why Parents Drink
A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to ‘Dad…’
With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.
I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it’ s not only the passion…Dad she’s pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy.
She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone.
We’ll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.
In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.
Don’t worry Dad. I’m 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I’m sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love, Your Son John
PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Tommy’s house.
I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a Report card That’s in my center desk drawer.
I love you.
Call me when it’s safe to come home
Gracious Loser
The election is over. It is time to repair friendships with the other party. Governor Sarah Palin is doing her part to do just that.
The rest of the world cannot understand how after bitter election campaigns American politicians can kiss and make-up.
For instance, Gov. Palin has invited to her great state of Alaska the men who defeated her, Barack Obama and Joe Biden. She has set up a moose hunting trip for their enjoyment and hired three prominent experts in their field to assist them.
Dick Cheney will lead them on the hunt, Ted Kennedy will drive them back to their cabins each evening, and Bill Clinton will entertain their wives and daughters.
What a lady! That Sarah is such a sport and thinks of everything!
I bought me a case of beer and drank it “OBAMA” self!
And today’s winner is - - - - - -
“Sir Hopenchange”
Our knight has come to save us all.
He began as a simple huckster shaking down government agencies and scamming public funding under the ambiguous title of community organizer.
But his ability to talk good caught the media by their collective heart and it was love at first sound bite. They took control of building an image for him as the man who will reform our country into a quasi socialist nation and change the world in the process.
Finally, his transformation is complete. He has ascended to a glorious high that no one could have predicted 18 months ago.. In the minds of the media, he is indeed the Messiah sent from the heavens to deliver the world into a new era of something wonderful that will be better than everything else that wasn’t as wonderful even though it could have been but wasn’t.
Meet: B A R A C K O B A M A
He says nothing better than anybody.
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