Posted on 04/15/2009 7:56:07 AM PDT by pissant
Well, I'm sure the Department of Homeland Security is busy monitoring Freepers' purchases, including tunes we buy from Amazon or download on our Ipods. So to save them the trouble, I've compiled the top 10 songs that would indicate a predilection towards right wing anti-nanny state, anti-commie, anti-politically correct, anti-tax or anti-politician activism.
10. Mexican Blackbird - ZZ Top. The boys from Texas are just redneck racists, and this one proves it. Now drive that old Chrysler to Mexico, boy.
9. Courtesy of the Red White and Blue - Toby Keith. Not only jingoistic, but anti-muslim. Just ask the Dixie Chicks.
8. Neighborhood Bully - Bob Dylan. A real stick in the eye to Israel's enemies. Must be a Christian Zionist with a trigger finger!
7. Headknocker - Foreigner. Tough guy white trash with a Smith and Wesson. Could be trouble.
6. Proud to be an American - Lee Greenwood. Surely the folks at DHS will recognize the danger presented here.
5. The Preamble & No More Kings- Schoolhouse Rock. I'm amazed they have not confiscated such subversive materials already. Thank goodness we have black history month in the public schools to fill the time the kids used to spend studying our founders and the Revolutionary War.
4. You're Having my Baby - Paul Anka. A definte sign of a militant pro-lifer. Margaret Sanger is turning in her grave.
3. When Johnny Comes Marching Home - Traditional. Might as well join the local militia, you returning vets. Otherwise you'll just end up under a bridge living in a cardboard box.
2. Illegal Alien - Genesis. Genesis is by no means a right wing outfit, but righty extremists are likely to spin this one again and again just to hear the term, which has been deemed hate speech by the elites.
1. Stranglehold - Ted Nugent. An incitement to violence. Visions of a UFC chokehold on Harry Reid or Nancy Pelosi, I'm sure.
we were WILDLY APPLAUDED, believe it or not.(i'm NOT however at all sure that the cheering wasn't because we QUIT singing!!! = rotflmRao!!!)
btw, H.K was in FULL rebel uniform & i was wearing a S&B shirt & my Third National cap.
free dixie,sw
America Again {by Carmen}, Wish a buck was still silver {Merle Haggard}, Country Boy Can Survive {Hank Jr}, In America {CDB}, Simple Man {CDB},
Heavy Metal Ping List
How about “Blood of Heroes” by Megadeth?
Warrior - Kid Rock
WARRIOR
YEAHHHHHH
So Dont Tell Me Who’s Wrong And Right When Liberty Starts Slipping Away
And If You Aint Gonna Fight Get Out Of The Way
Cuz Freedom Aint So Free When You Breathe Red White And Blue I’m Givin’ All Of Myself Cuz Thats What I Do
And They Call Me Warrior
They Call Me Loyalty
They Call Me Ready To Provide Relief And Help I’m Wherever You Need Me To Be
I’m an American Warrior
Citizen Soldier
I’m an American Warrior
Citizen Soldier
Ahhhhh Yeahhhhh
Citizen Soldier
I’d Never Leave Another Behind I Will Never Accept Defeat I’m A Soldier In War Civilian In Peace Cuz Freedom Aint So Free When You Breathe Red White And Blue I’m Givin’ All Of Myself How Bout You
And They Call Me Warrior
They Call Me Loyalty
And They Call Me Ready To Deploy, Engage And Destroy, I’m Wherever You Need Me To Be
I’m An American Warrior Citizen Soldier
I’m An American Warrior Citizen Soldier
Warrior Citizen Soldier
Warrior Citizen Soldier
Ohhhhhhh Yeahhhhhh
Posted upthread.
“Don’t Tread On Me,” by Metallica.
I can’t even post some stuff because the post may be deleted.
I found this on FR, but I don’t remember who posted it.
Enjoy!
One day when I was but a young boy, I was walking down the street with my dad to the hardware store. He suddenly stopped, crossed the street and punched a man. When he returned, I ask, “Father, why did you punch that man?”
He turned to me and said, “That’s a stupid question.” Then he punched me. “After punching a hippie, do you take the time to explain to those around you why you punched the hippie?”
It was a stupid question, because who my dad punched was a hippie. Back then, everyone knew that you punched hippies, but I’ve noticed that this knowledge may not be being passed on to the next generation. If there’s one thing I’ve realized over the past few years is that hippies are not being punched quite enough, and I think the recent incident with Berkeley and the Marines shows the problem of not enough hippie punching. If hippies aren’t punched on a consistent basis, they get cocky and will try all sorts of crazy thing. I mean, really, hippies insulting Marines and not expecting a punching? That’s a major breakdown in our societal structure.
So what has led to this dearth in hippie punching? Breakdown in family structure? Loss of prayer in school? Increasing childhood obesity? Prevalence of non-violent videogames? Whatever the reason, I think we need to spend more time telling the next generation the importance of striking hippies in the face with a fist. No functional society has survived hippies running around unpunched, and America will be similarly doomed if we don’t change our ways.
You may say, “Well I punch hippies; I’m doing my part.” But after punching a hippie, do you take the time to explain to those around you why you punched the hippie? This may seem like a lot to do for someone who has a job and personal responsibilities — which you have since you’re not a hippie — but if even just one man hears your words of inspiration and then punches some filthy hippie, wasn’t it time well spent?
We have a war right now. Our military is overseas killing terrorists — the violent form of the hippie — so they can’t be here punching hippies for us. We have to do that ourselves. To keep this a country safe for soldiers to kill evil foreigners without hearing whiny protests, we have to make it unsafe for hippies.
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Hippie Punching FAQ
Unfortunately, American society has gotten lax on hippie punching to the point I thought I should write an FAQ to better explain the issue to those who dont currently engage in the punching of hippies. Hopefully one day this will all become so natural again that a hippie punching FAQ will be about as necessary as a flipping people off in traffic FAQ.
HIPPIE PUNCHING FAQ
Q. Where is best to punch a hippie?
A. About the face. Thats where the hippie is most annoying.
Q. What is a hippie?
A. Generally, a hippie is an annoying, useless. Actually, less than useless, as they are not happy until they prevent other people from being useful as well. In fact, Scientists have determined that the only evolutionary purpose of a hippie is for punching as a stress release for productive members of society.
Q. Are there any other uses for hippies than punching them?
A. No, there are no other uses.
Q. Couldnt they be ground up and used as chum?
A. Theyre too gummy.
Q. Where do hippies come from?
A. Theres basically waste products of a productive society, as they only come from middle class to upper middle class families. Thus its important for parents to make sure they tell children the importance of not being a hippie while also making them cut the lawn and do other non-hippie, productive activities.
Q. Where can hippies be found?
A. Their main habitat is the college campus and can be found in the vicinity thereof. Occasionally they have mass migrations to city areas to work as a large group (a group of hippies is known as a protest) to make loud noises and annoy people. In this way, they are like geese, except with more excrement. Also, they have large puppets.
Q. What are the benefits of punching hippies?
A. What arent? It gives you exercise, increases your intelligence and sexual prowess, helps the economy, defeats terrorism, and helps orphans find families. Also, scientists say that each time you punch a hippie, they get one step closer to curing cancer.
Q. Hippies smell. Do I have to worry about getting that smell on my fist?
A. Always carry around hand sanitizer in case you punch a hippie. Make sure to put it on your knuckles.
Q. Is it okay to punch a hippie on a Sunday?
A. Check local laws. Some counties have blue laws preventing striking hippies on a Sunday. Other think thats the best day for punching hippies.
Q. Just to be clear, are you talking about physically striking hippies or are you talking metaphorically about punching hippies through rhetorical means or through your actions against narcissistic hippie ideals?
A. Cant it be both?
Q. Well, one of those is a valid point and the other Im pretty sure is assault.
A. Maybe youre a hippie.
Q. Where does the term hippie come from?
A. Its derived from the word hipster.
I went to a magnet junior high, but it was for art.
“Amazing Grace” Too many great versions to choose from,
“Stealin” Uriah Heep,
“Screaming for Vengance”, “You Got Another Thing Coming” & “Killing Machine” Judas Priest,
“I Can’t Drive 55”(and actual protest song that actually change driving laws)Sammy Hegar,
“I Love It Loud” Kiss,
“The Golden Age of Leather”, “I Am The Storm” Blue Oyster Cult.
“Gimme A Bullet To Bit On”, “Live Wire”, & “Walk All Over You” AC/DC,
“Gotta Keep On Running” The Godz,
“Radar Love” Golden Earring,
“Bound And Gagged”, “Come And Get It” Ted Nugent,
“Damn Yankees” Damn Yankees,
“Renegade”,”Born For Adventure”, “Midnitght Ride”, “Movement of The Common Man”, “Father OSA”, Styx,
“Street Fighting Man”, “Gimme Shelter” The Rolling Stones,
“Monster”, “Don’t Step On The Grass Sam”, “Born To Be Wild”, “Power Play” Steppenwolf,
“I’m Bad I’m Nation Wide” ZZ-Top
American Boy by Eddie Rabbit
"I Shot the Sheriff" Eric Clapton
"Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition" Frank Loesser
"Der Fuhrer's Face" Spike Jones
"America the Beautiful"
"Ballad of the Green Berets" Barry Sadler
"I'm Just A Bill" or "The Preamble" Schoolhouse Rock
"Team America Theme Song" Matt Stone & Trey Parker
"Barack the Magic Negro" Paul Shanklin
Cheers!
Good choices there Grey. Nicly done.
“Gereration Landslide”, “Public Animal #9”, “Department of Youth”, “I’m Eighteen” Alice Cooper
“Won’t Get Fooled Again” The Who
This is something the government does not understand. School's out there is no more learning curve for stupidity such as the road to socialism that they are now on. It has failed everywhere it is tried.
I’ve got 1 for 10 - Ted Nugent
Heh, the whole “Tumbleweed Connection” album was only a step away from country music. Remember that Bernie Taupin wrote Elton’s words, and has always had a love affair with the Old West. So much so that BT became a US Citizen years ago.
Oh, and we need to add Hank Jr’s “A Country Boy Can Survive” to this list, especially the line about spitting Beech-Nut into the mugger’s eye and shooting him with a .45!
I heard a song in Starbucks (believe it or not) about “keep your social security” and “just let me be free.” Didn’t look at the song monitor fast enough, so I have no idea who it was.
Someone needs to re-write “Take this Job and Shove It”
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