Posted on 04/14/2009 11:50:46 AM PDT by AreaMan
Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile
Can you post some of it for those of us behind steenkin firewalls.
thanks
That is sad.
That’s awesome. She nailed it, lol.
Here is the transcript of the video:
Hi, my name is Lindsay, and I’m searching for love. I’m recently single, I think, and I’m looking for someone who I can spend the rest of my life with, or at least the rest of my probation with. A little bit about me, I’m an actress, a singer, an entrepreneur, and I have single-handedly keep 90% of all gossip web sites in business. I would define my personality as, ah, creative. I’m a bit of a night owl. I’m a workaholic. A shopaholic, and according to the state of California, an alcoholic. As well as a threat to all security guards, if they work in hotels. And to put all those rumors to rest, I am not broke; I actually have over $400 in the bank and $20,000 Marlboro miles, which I’m very proud of. I’m looking for a compatible mate who likes a night out on the town, as long as he or she is driving of course. Likes ankle monitoring bracelets, and doesn’t have family members quick to issue restraining orders. The perfect mate loves long walks on the beach, car chases on the PCH, antiquing and ah, passing out in Cadillac Escalades. So if you think you can handle a redhead with a little bit of sass, and by that I mean, a redhead who’s crazy- I mean don’t pretend like you don’t know me, we’ve all read about it. We’ll crash a few parties, crash a car or two but at the end of the day I promises you, I never lose my google hits, just my underwear. You can reach me at 612679 or you can find me on the cover of US Weekly because I’m so alone.
FAKE!
:)
It’s written at at least an 8th grade level, something Lohan is incapable of!
she’s an actress, obviously someone else wrote it for her.
She’s worse than just an actress, she’s a dips4!t actress. Oh, wait, they pretty much all are.
Might be funny if it wasn’t so sad. She looks terrible.
I liked her fine in The Parent Trap (Natasha Richardson, RIP) but nothing since then.
How old is she? She looks terrible for someone in her early 20’s (I think?). She looks so hard.
yeah, she is. but don’t lie, you’d hit it just as hard as i would. :)
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