Fir tree man shocks doctors

RT ^ | 13 April, 2009 | RT Wire

[Dr. Thorne]

Maybe he just loved that Christmas Tree smell.

[American_Centurion]

On the next episode of “When Plants Attack”.

[Paladin2]

I always knew my mom was wrong when she told me to go ahead, and eat the seeds. “They can’t hurt you.”

[max americana]

He didn’t need vegetables in his diet.

[Irish Rose]

Bizarre, but ... he’s better off than if he had really had cancer. No chemo now.

[PetroniusMaximus]

“BUSH’S FAULT...”

Obama moves to eliminate all Fir trees.

or...

Obama promises stimulus money to implant Fir trees in all. Calls it an “issue of fundamental fairness”.

[bert]

.......BUSH’S FAULT...

The practice is but foreshadowing of the end of carbon emissions. By growing a tree within the lungs, the man’s CO2 emissions were reduced by half. When extended to all, global warmong will be mitigated

[blam]

A unique exemplar.

[Dallas59]

A sign from Al Gore!!!!

[CholeraJoe]

Ok someone explain how that tree is green? Chlorophyll only becomes green after exposure to light. Psst, it’s really dark inside the body.

[Moonman62]

How did it grow without light?

[bgill]

Now Mother Nature will have to place labels on trees warning against sniffing them.

[bgill]

It wasn’t green because he bet his drinking buddies he could stuff a tree up his nose.

[machogirl]

so, is the watermelon story true? swallow a seed and you grow a H20melon in your stomach? (humor attempt)

[JoeProBono]

[Trajan88]

The Day of the Triffids comes true ;-)

[Twinkie]

“I always knew my mom was wrong when she told me to go ahead, and eat the seeds.”

Heh. Yeah. I ate a lot of watermelon seeds over the years, and now my tummy always looks extremely bloated.

[nothingnew]

Paging Dr. House...

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