Ahh yes, the favorite dodge of the flim flam poster. “I can’t be bothered to use facts because you won’t read them anyway”.
You’re a 3 card monte dealer. Lots of style, lots of showmanship, and money card isn’t even on the table.
There’s nothing comedic about expecting facts. There is something comedic about a guy refusing to bring them and insisting it’s because everybody else is an idiot. Unfortunately it’s that kind of sad funny.
Enjoy your construction on reality.
It’s going to land you in some very interesting situations.