An Englishman, an American and an Australian were talking at a convention when the Englishman put his finger to his ear and starated talking. Sorry old chaps, he said, but we have new technology that allows us to imbed a mobile in a finger, jolly good. A moment later, the American shut his eyes for a minute and then said, sorry guys, we have technology that lets us imbed a computer and screen inside our eye lids so we have constant connectivity, pretty cool. A moment later the Australian farted. Sorry mates he said, just got a fax from Down Under.
Classic!