I knew a saudi guy when I was in college. He had a very nice car and used to tell me car stories. They actually try to get caught speeding just so they have documentation proving how fast their cars can go. It is assumed you are lying unless you can produce a speeding ticket to prove it.
I (heart) TOFUmerchandise was being bought up by would-be hookers ("I (heart) TO F-U")...
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