Also, don’t forget to make these countries — *pay us* — for rescuing their butts, since they are the ones who created this problem by paying ransom to these pirates for years.
First of all, make these countries and/or shipping companies pay us all the money that they’ve paid to the pirates up to now. That should be a good down payment.
Then these guys have to come to the White House, bow down and beg the U.S. to “rescue their butts” from these pirates.
After that, they have to pay the U.S. for continuing “protection” in the area...
That should about do it... :-)