Posted on 04/10/2009 2:47:51 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo
A 42-year-old man is accused of being drunk while driving his riding lawn mower to a SuperAmerica in Hutchinson, Minn., buying beer and then zigzagging along city streets on a ride that included a public display of bladder relief.
Darwin L. Christensen, of Hutchinson, was charged today in McLeod County District Court with drunken driving and urinating in public. A breath test indicated that his blood alcohol level was .21 percent, far above the limit used to determine drunkenness in DWI cases.
Christensen is no stranger to overdrinking and operating a motor vehicle. State records show he has pleaded guilty at least four times, twice each in 1986 and 1996, to drunken driving. His rap sheet also includes convictions for disorderly conduct, fleeing a police officer, felony property damage and felony burglary.
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on a ride that included a public display of bladder reliefI think "have you ever..." is one of the questions on the census.
Anybody who can do that should get an award, not a conviction!
Well, they can’t expect a guy to pee in his pants, can they?
I just want you to know that it was a terrible mistake to driving that lawn mower around town while intoxicated.
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