[keepitreal]

Wonder how the MSM is going to spin THIS one?

President Obama, citing important cocktail party obligations, declined to throw out the home opener pitch at the Nationals' game this week. "Why would I drink beer and eat hot dogs, with low-class trash Americans, while I can have a light, yet fruitly subtle chardonnay and caviar with Rahm," said the President.

[wbill]

light, yet fruitly subtle

Incredibly appropriate choice of words when speaking of BO and Rahm. :-)

[Sophia777]

President Obama, citing important cocktail party obligations, declined to throw out the home opener pitch at the Nationals’ game this week. “Why would I drink beer and eat hot dogs, with low-class trash Americans, while I can have a light, yet fruitly subtle chardonnay and caviar with Rahm,” said the President.

That’s funny,

you guys are a riot.