Coke cop says oral sex to blame for dirty test, but judge not buying it (Drug Test News)

N Y Daily News ^ | April 8th 2009 | Alison Gendar and Jose Martinez

[tlb]

A decorated ex-cop who claimed he tested positive for cocaine because he ingested the drug during oral sex with his girlfriend can't have his job back, a Manhattan judge has ruled.

Supreme Court Justice Eileen Rakower last month shot down helicopter pilot Jon Goldin's attempt to overturn his April 2008 dismissal from the NYPD.

Goldin, a 15-year veteran, tested positive for cocaine in October 2006 in a random drug test using hairs from his arm.

Goldin's lawsuit said the cocaine in his system was the product of "passive ingestion" from performing oral sex on girlfriend Coreen McCarthy, who, once he tested positive, admitted to him that she was a regular cocaine user.

"She never told [Goldin] about her drug use," court records say.

The couple met at a punk concert and, according to court records, they "would often sweat" while having sex.

[stuartcr]

Love knows no boundaries...why do people stay with alcoholics?

[Gator113]

There are so many places to go with this..... I have to leave.

[cizinec]

ROFLMAO

I didn’t get to see the burrito thread, but I bet it’s funnier in my imagination anyway.

[dblshot]

well gosh if I had been on line at 8Pm last night I’d have caught that. Good thing we have moderates that don’t sleep :-)

[null and void]

They really should’ve given the guy more credit for trying to lick his cocaine problem.

*GROAN*

[null and void]

You get off line?

[dblshot]

Funny how a buritto thread gets woven into a thread begging for an old Taco joke.

[hoe_cake]

“Love knows no boundaries...”

We’re not talking “love.” We’re talking basic animal sex. Cocaine is an extremely powerful aphrodisiac.

[Cyber Ninja]

The McCarthy-jizzum defense?

[dblshot]

“Man in blue blew low blow no blow defense”

Judge blows whistle on blow by blow blow from below defense.

[null and void]

Second hand coke kills...

[maggief]

“They really should’ve given the guy more credit for trying to lick his cocaine problem.”

ROFL!

[maggief]

This is definitely TMI:

The couple met at a punk concert and, according to court records, they “would often sweat” while having sex “three or four times per week.”

[dblshot]

“Second hand coke kills...”

I'm in enough trouble with the moderator already on this thread, no way I'm picking up that gauntlet.

[null and void]

Yeah. This is no time to get sloppy with your self control...

[stuartcr]

OK. Very deep feelings of sexual attraction, know no boundaries. Besides, the article said he left her as soon as he found out about the cocaine.

[dblshot]

I’ll second that.

[hoe_cake]

Yes, you’re right, cocaine sex knows no boundaries.

And good for him tfor leaving her when he “found out.”

But I still don’t buy the story. I believe he ingested the coke first hand, some how, not through her secretions.

[llevrok]

I find this story hard to swallow.

[stuartcr]

Oh well.