Study paid for by your stimulus dollars.
Something tells me these leftists got a government grant to study this!
KRAMER: Hey, Elaine scratch my back.
ELAINE: No way!
KRAMER: Come on, one lap around.
ELAINE: No.
KRAMER: It will be a funky adventure.
ELAINE: Kramer, forget it.
KRAMER: Jerry, how about you?
JERRY: I think you know my policy.
Study shows scratching stops itching. Still no cure for cancer.
Please phone the law offices of James Sokolove if scratching has become a problem in your life. They might be able to get you some free money from...somebody or other.
FMCDH(BITS)