[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

PING!

[JimRed]

The bloke couldn’t hold back the gas ‘til after the kick? Bloody ungentlemanly!

You know what they say about Rugby and football (soccer to you and me, dude)...

Rugby is a thug’s game played by gentlemen; football is a gentleman’s game played by thugs.

[raybbr]

Wait a minute! You mean the fans can kick each other’s butts, get drunk and fight, scream and swear at each other and in some cases kill each other but the guys on the field can’t fart?

[Clintons Are White Trash]

"This has come at a bad time in the season as we don't have sponsor and we are looking for a new sponsor for next season."

Might I suggest a call to the makers of Beano?

[manic4organic]

Prrrrt!

[martin_fierro]

No amateurs, please. Send FReepmail if you want on/off ISHP list
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[xp38]

Chortling at this Chorlton Villa episode

[RckyRaCoCo]

How did they know HIS was the offending a$$?

(you smelt it, you dealt it)

[JRios1968]

[TheConservativeParty]

He who smelt it dealt it.
Confucious say, man who fart in church sit in own personal pew.
Passing wind when someone is about to make a golf swing is verboten too then?
Can you send in the official with a penalty flag when my husband farts in bed and attempts to give me the dutch oven treatment?
Wives, fight back! If your spouse thinks farting is SO funny or thinks it is always fine to rip one off in your presence, go up to him as he is sitting anywhere in the house, back up and let him have it. He will be appalled as if he never ever offended you with his musical arse.

My brother was cured of his penchant for farting in the presence of his fine wife, when she fought back and laid down the law on him once. He was so disgusted he never farted in her presence again,,,ok, it was a few years before he did it again. But still, he got the point and he was cured for a while.

And as always the 3 F rule is still true...farts are f’in funny.

Terrance and Phillip make a fine living on Canadian TV farting.