Most of my teachers either looked like MYWWTFs (the opposite of MILFs), were old women or middle-aged. One of them looked like Rosa DeLauro and my last one looked like Janet Reno. What creeped me out was that they all seemed to get taller, so that from kindergarten clear through senior year, I still never stood taller than the teacher. I was 5’10” by the last year, but my Janet Reno lookalike cleared over 6+ feet (more in heels). I always felt so... emasculated with these prison matronesque teachers. Bleh.
Had some hot professors in college and grad school, but they were only a handful, at best.