[I love the notion that it took 3 journalists to produce this 4 sentence article.]
To: Daffynition
2 posted on
04/02/2009 6:56:21 PM PDT by
numberonepal
(Don't Even Think About Treading On Me)
To: Peace4EarthNow
3 posted on
04/02/2009 6:57:50 PM PDT by
kanawa
To: Daffynition
4 posted on
04/02/2009 6:59:13 PM PDT by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: Daffynition; monkapotamus; All
THat poor doggie is doomed LOL!
5 posted on
04/02/2009 7:07:44 PM PDT by
SevenofNine
("We are Freepers, all your media belong to us, resistence is futile")
To: Daffynition
"
Putin's spokesman said Koni, who has the run of Putin's Novo-Ogaryovo residence outside Moscow, had eaten some pastries, biscuits and jellied desserts."
Koni knows where the food is and the time to go for it is when those guys are BS-ing.
How does he do dinner? Does he like wine or vodka with caviar on crackers before plowing into the main dish? Putin should train Koni to bring stuff to people so he can eat or drink the same stuff with them.
8 posted on
04/02/2009 7:17:27 PM PDT by
BobS
To: Daffynition
All your base are belong to us
19 posted on
04/02/2009 7:38:13 PM PDT by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: Daffynition
27 posted on
04/02/2009 8:24:59 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(Can't get enough of my snarking? http://twitter.com/slingsandarrows)
To: Daffynition
Another Lab misbehaving. Shock.
34 posted on
04/03/2009 5:23:26 AM PDT by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
To: Daffynition
Never take a lab to a tea party.......
35 posted on
04/03/2009 6:00:55 AM PDT by
Kimmers
(Working hard so Obamas friends don't have to)
To: Daffynition
[I love the notion that it took 3 journalists to produce this 4 sentence article.]
How many Soviets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5
1 to steal an AMerican bulb,
1 to re-design it into a new Russian Bulb,
1 to die heroicly in an accident while changing the bulb,
1 to ensure that the project remains a secret from the evil capitalists,
and 1 to execute everyone involved in “operation lightbulb,” and deny it’s existance.
—
How many soviets does it take to change a light bulb?
Three.
One to stand in line for the ladder
one to stand in line for the lightbulb
and one ready to stand in line for the other two in the event that toilet paper becomes available.
36 posted on
04/03/2009 7:53:24 AM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(Pres Obama just spent $150million of the $160million in returned AIG bonuses on a trip to England.)
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