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I guess that’s the difference between the two Messiahs.
Obama spends and Jesus saves.
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Obama is NOT Jesus.
Jesus knew how to put a cabinet together.
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Economic Definitions:
Recession is when your neighbor loses his job.
Depression is when you lose yours.
Recovery is when Obama loses his.
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The PRES(ID)ENT.
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Barack Obama walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
Bartender: Where did you get that?
Parrot: Kenya -- they're all over the place!
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The Department of Defense briefed the president this morning. They told President Obama that two Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. Visibly shaken, he put his head in his hands and rocked from side to side for a moment. Finally, he composed himself and asked, “Just how many is a brazillion?”
It’s not surprising, since he obviously has no understanding of a billion or trillion, either.
“The Department of Defense briefed the president this morning. They told President Obama that two Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. Visibly shaken, he put his head in his hands and rocked from side to side for a moment. Finally, he composed himself and asked, “Just how many is a brazillion?”
It’s not surprising, since he obviously has no understanding of a billion or trillion, either.”
I have chuckled about all the cute jokes on this thread but that one got a good belly laugh out of me.