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Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy

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To: Monkey Face

OK...I’m off to bed. See you all tomorrow!


1,641 posted on 04/17/2009 4:55:24 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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To: Monkey Face; fanfan; Pippin

Well, she once tried to trade me for a truck, and bidding she started out at half a penny, terms being ‘lowest bid wins’..
Dunno why she did it that way.


1,642 posted on 04/17/2009 4:55:25 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Lady Jag
Probably not anymore.
We are fighting them too, we have a Conservative government....

If I sat in a bar in Hong Kong, and said I am Canadian, the people around me might be friendlier, but in any place subject to Islamic Terrorism, it won't make any difference.

They hate us too.

May the flees of a thousand camels infest their armpits!

1,643 posted on 04/17/2009 4:57:14 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: Monkey Face

King was the dog.

LOL!


1,644 posted on 04/17/2009 4:58:01 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: Darksheare; Pippin; Monkey Face
Guess I’m kind hard to get along with in person...?

I doubt it.

1,645 posted on 04/17/2009 5:00:55 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: Monkey Face

You just got back!


1,646 posted on 04/17/2009 5:01:26 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: fanfan; Darksheare

Yep! he’s taken so we still get to “beat” him up verbally ;o)


1,647 posted on 04/17/2009 5:10:30 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: Monkey Face
A Mountie?

Yeah!

To wake up in the AM to a hunky RCMP type?

*sigh*

I may be over 50 but I aint daid yet!

1,648 posted on 04/17/2009 5:13:01 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: fanfan
Who? My parents?

1956

1,649 posted on 04/17/2009 5:14:09 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: fanfan; Pippin; Monkey Face

Actually, I can vouch for my ‘difficulty’ rating.
Especially if I am drawing someone.
(Record time for reducing a model to tears! 2.5 seconds. “Don’t move.” followed by “Don’t whine either.”)
/ bad joke.


1,650 posted on 04/17/2009 5:15:17 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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"Easy to do since she doesn’t post online and isn’t politically inclined in any way."

Aren't you glad!

1,651 posted on 04/17/2009 5:15:35 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: Pippin; Darksheare
Yep! he’s taken so we still get to “beat” him up verbally ;o)

Poor guy!

1,652 posted on 04/17/2009 5:20:21 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: fanfan; Darksheare; Lakeshark
He can take it!

He learned from Sharkey (poor thing)

1,653 posted on 04/17/2009 5:21:23 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: Pippin; fanfan

I dunno.
The forum I used to post on, she loved ribing me on it as she did post there.
But they closed shop a loooooooong time ago.


1,654 posted on 04/17/2009 5:21:31 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Pippin; fanfan; Lakeshark

“Learn from the best, or sing the Charlie Tuna song.” -Sharkey.


1,655 posted on 04/17/2009 5:22:16 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare; fanfan

She was and she wasn’t


1,656 posted on 04/17/2009 5:22:47 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: Darksheare; fanfan; Lakeshark

Probably both!


1,657 posted on 04/17/2009 5:24:03 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: Pippin; fanfan; Lakeshark

*Auugh!*

Now I have Lopez the Heavy in my head saying “Both” from Red Vs Blue season 1..


1,658 posted on 04/17/2009 5:25:33 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare; fanfan; Lakeshark

Poor Darks!


1,659 posted on 04/17/2009 5:26:18 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: Pippin
Are you kidding?

LOL! You're in!

Canada Issues a Wake-Up Call: You May Be a Citizen

You didn't even know it, but you "Woke Up Canadian" today!!

Congratulations!

:-D

1,660 posted on 04/17/2009 5:27:02 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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