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Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
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To: Pippin; Tax-chick
She’s pregnant, Sharkey! NOT FAT!*Ahem*
We were speaking of taxes here..........
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posted on
04/16/2009 8:05:05 AM PDT
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: Pippin; Lakeshark; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; sionnsar; NicknamedBob
Well, I’m not lawful evil, nor lawful good (Bad idea fountain and typo virus precludes this), nor am I chaotic evil or chaotic good.
So my character alignment would likely be, “What? You got haggis?”
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posted on
04/16/2009 8:06:17 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Lakeshark
And "Dallas" too
Oh!
you mean TAXES!
Not TEXAS!
To: Darksheare; Lakeshark; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; sionnsar; NicknamedBob
You mean you're illegal?
Well, if you're not lawful then you must be illegal?
To: Pippin
Grammy Fritter is stretching a wee bit here...............
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posted on
04/16/2009 8:09:26 AM PDT
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: Lakeshark
I TOLD you not to call me that over here!
As for talking taxes, don't get me started, I could go on a real rant about that.
To: Pippin; Lakeshark; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; sionnsar; NicknamedBob
Wha.. no.
*chuckle*
I’m legal, just not lawful.
(Typo virus and bad idea fountain = not lawful.)
Or am I just AWFUL?
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posted on
04/16/2009 8:13:34 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Pippin
June 10 will be too late: Bill’s Confirmation is the 13th, and Anoreth’s leaving the 16th. I need to have the Brother by the 7th.
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posted on
04/16/2009 8:15:08 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
To: Darksheare
LOL! AWEFUL!
You're not aweful, Ill tell you what's aweful. Thee jokers running "ruining" this country that for reasons only known to themselves, the American people have elected.
Wait, that's not aweful!
It's an abomination!
To: Tax-chick
NUTZ!
June 10 was my dad's birthday.
Oh well!
To: Pippin; Darksheare
Oookay Grammy.
However, watch out for the haggis/kilt tax act.........
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posted on
04/16/2009 8:17:36 AM PDT
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: Lakeshark; Darksheare
Sharkey!
(They can tax haggis all they want)
BTW, Did you read Darks's tagline? ;o)
To: Pippin
My Dad’s birthday is June 4.
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posted on
04/16/2009 8:21:35 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(What can I do to advance Right Wing Extremism today?)
To: Tax-chick
To: Pippin
*Scottish accent heard from Grammy Fritter*
"An don ya tox me kilts!"
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posted on
04/16/2009 8:22:53 AM PDT
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: Lakeshark; Darksheare; derllak
Do you guys wnat me to ping Derlly over here?
Then, BEHAVE!
To: Lakeshark; sionnsar; derllak
Sion's gonna throttle you!
Then Derlly's coming after you with her pokey stick!
To: Pippin
True, it’s somnambulation on a national scale.
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posted on
04/16/2009 8:26:35 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Lakeshark; Darksheare; sionnsar; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; null and void; NicknamedBob; fanfan; ...
Q: Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A: The area around Jordan....The banks were always overflowing!
To: Darksheare
They were voting in thier sleep!
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