To: All
2 posted on
03/29/2009 3:40:56 PM PDT by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: JoeProBono
The women described a burning sensation during intercourse that lasted between five minutes and three hours afterward. Two of them reported that burning sensations with intercourse continued for a month. Food poisoning gave them the clap?
3 posted on
03/29/2009 3:41:07 PM PDT by
SIDENET
(President Obama's teleprompter has issued a stern warning to corporate executives)
To: JoeProBono
Is this a monty python skit?
4 posted on
03/29/2009 3:42:10 PM PDT by
2banana
(My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them)
To: JoeProBono
Painful intercourse? Never.
But the begging can be kind of humiliating...
6 posted on
03/29/2009 3:43:57 PM PDT by
Doctor Raoul
(New Obama Mantra, "Screw World Peace, I'll Buy You A Pony.")
To: JoeProBono
7 posted on
03/29/2009 3:44:23 PM PDT by
mamelukesabre
(Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))
To: JoeProBono
Are they sure it wasn't a Nunfish?
9 posted on
03/29/2009 3:45:49 PM PDT by
mad_as_he$$
(Nemo me impune lacessit)
To: JoeProBono
I hate it when this happens
10 posted on
03/29/2009 3:46:01 PM PDT by
Conspiracy Guy
(I voted Republican because no Conservatives were running.)
To: JoeProBono
Should have stuck to oysters.
11 posted on
03/29/2009 3:47:49 PM PDT by
VRWC For Truth
(Throw the bums out who vote yes on the bail out)
To: JoeProBono
When I mount a fish I really mount a fish.
13 posted on
03/29/2009 3:55:28 PM PDT by
cripplecreek
(The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
To: JoeProBono
so people who have it perceive hot as cold and cold as hot. 
That's cold!
16 posted on
03/29/2009 4:00:56 PM PDT by
JennysCool
(Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action - Ian Fleming)
To: JoeProBono
Hell, I never get laid. Pass me some of that fish! A painful lay is better than nothing!
To: JoeProBono
I knew there was a reason I don’t eat anything from the water.
18 posted on
03/29/2009 4:03:36 PM PDT by
rintense
(Go Israel!)
To: JoeProBono
Do You think in the interest of Science, that the four men and two women picked up a couple of control women(didn’t consume the poisoned fish) and had sex with each other, each of the women with each of the men and vice versa to make sure the adverse effects were in fact caused by the consumption of the fish? Also, have the six ever gathered together for another “FISH” dinner with the said Chef?
To: JoeProBono; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
dinner leads to very unpleasant sexual side effectsThe diners caught crabs?
29 posted on
03/29/2009 4:25:34 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(Can't get enough of my snarking? http://twitter.com/slingsandarrows)
To: JoeProBono
ROFL. Some things should be kept to the privacy of your bedroom.
34 posted on
03/29/2009 4:39:16 PM PDT by
McGruff
To: JoeProBono; Tijeras_Slim; Constitution Day
Two of them reported that burning sensations with intercourse continued for a month. Month-long intercourse will do that.
Trust me on this.
To: JoeProBono
This blind guy’s walking by the fish market.....
To: JoeProBono; Slings and Arrows
I can’t believe they felt like having sex in the first place with all of those symptoms
52 posted on
03/29/2009 9:35:35 PM PDT by
Freedom2specul8
(Please pray for our troops.... http://www.americasupportsyou.mil/)
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