To: billorites
I like puns.
Mark Steyn, my favorite writer of the moment, is a serial offender, and very funny, IMHO.
2 posted on
03/29/2009 10:35:43 AM PDT by
Sherman Logan
(Everyone has a right to his own opinion, but not to his own facts.)
To: billorites; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson
Dryden called it the lowest and most groveling kind of wit. To Ambrose Bierce it was a form of wit to which wise men stoop and fools aspire.
To: billorites

This, OTOH, is a JOKE.
To: billorites
I read that while eating a Johnsonville sausage, it was the wurst of punishments.
5 posted on
03/29/2009 10:44:49 AM PDT by
RipSawyer
(Change has come to America and all hope is gone.)
To: billorites

You mean like
Islam is a religion of PIECE?

6 posted on
03/29/2009 10:52:44 AM PDT by
Yosemitest
(It's simple, fight or die.)
To: billorites
puns dont make us laugh, but groan I am curious how the New York Times reconciles its masthead logo, "All The News That's Fit to Print," in today's world.
To: billorites; The Spirit Of Allegiance
I had an idea for a low-carb hot dog stand called “No Bun Intended.”
To: billorites
9 posted on
03/29/2009 11:02:06 AM PDT by
Yosemitest
(It's simple, fight or die.)
To: billorites
In the case of puns, I am an elitist as any card carrying liberal academe.
Puns are a sign of high intelligence. They take a good knowledge of language added to a large degree of wit with a huge dose of self confidence that a general audience won't see the pun as witty as a select few.
12 posted on
03/29/2009 11:32:27 AM PDT by
llevrok
("I have never understood multiparty democracy." - HR Clinton 3/6/09)
To: billorites
Odds are that a restaurant with a punning name Snacks Fifth Avenue, General Custards Last Stand hasnt acquired its first Michelin star.
I think that a lot of hot dog restaurants have punny names:
Wiener and Still Champion
Lucky Dogs
Sturgis Dog House
Mustard's Last Stand
The Wieners Circle
Weenie Beenie
Hot Doug's
14 posted on
03/29/2009 12:00:10 PM PDT by
aruanan
To: billorites
I read a post lately where an islamic village burned a young girl to death for fooling around with a young man.
It takes a village to braise a child.
19 posted on
03/29/2009 2:43:27 PM PDT by
wildbill
( The reason you're so jealous is that the voices talk only to me.)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
...and of course, to another of FR’s punster hall of fame members, this is naturally worthy of ping consideration...
22 posted on
03/29/2009 3:23:57 PM PDT by
SunkenCiv
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To: callisto; Darksheare; Slings and Arrows
24 posted on
03/29/2009 3:53:39 PM PDT by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
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