ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust - TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl

thesmokinggun.com ^ | March 27, 2009

[fso301]

One look at the guy tells anyone he is a jerk, a creep and a deviant.

[Mr. K]

"Can the shamwow can be used as a contraceptive sponge?"

You are one sick puppy... how did you even THINK about that?

[GSWarrior]

A weak moment, I guess. I don’t even know what one looks like.

[Armedanddangerous]

I thought it was kinda funny..but then Im wierd.

[fso301]

What kind of asswipe would kiss a prostitute?

The kind who have FR threads like this about him.

[numberonepal]

What kind of asswipe would kiss a prostitute?

LOL! He probably even looked her in the eye.

[6SJ7]

LOL! A bad hair day, bad face day, and bad clothing day. It’s the trifecta.

[Ouderkirk]

Instant Mashed Potatoes.

They look good at a distance...but when you get right down to it there isn’t really a hell of a lot of substance or flavor.

[gate2wire]

I know her...she has a tattoo on the top of her head which reads: Let go of my ears, I know what I’m doing.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Scrub her down with lye soap, a liitle make up, hair style and I bet Bill Clinton would want to “feel your pain!”

At my age all I can do is wish! How come I didn’t see anything like you in south East Asia forty years ago!:-(

[ReagansShinyHair]

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

[holymoly]

she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go."

I wish someone would introduce her to Billy Mays.

[Two Kids' Dad]

The guy’s 44 years old and still wearing his hair in a faux-hawk. Plus, he does infomercials. If that doesn’t scream Douche-o-rama, I don’t rightly know what does. His punishment should be to watch an endless loop of Billy Mays’ infomercials for at least 6 months.

[Virginia Ridgerunner]

And to think that I thought he was gay...he must be selling lots of Shamwows to afford the room and the high-priced hooker.

[BikerJoe]

It’s a wonder what they can do with make-up

I'll never be able to watch that commercial again without thinking "Doesn't he look natural?"

[BenLurkin]

Those photos were supposedly taken 3 years apart. I'm guessing the one on the right is the later pic — certain types of people seem to get degraded looks very quickly.

Just one question though — is she wearing the same blouse three years later or does she just like that color? (Note that the 2005 photo she has it on inside out and backwards.)

[Virginia Ridgerunner]

[Two Kids' Dad]

“She looks like a fun girl.”

But she’s a prostitute. Countless guys have already hit it and she’s probably completely wrecked where you’d be wanting to spend most of your time and efforts.

I wouldn’t hit it if she was offering it up for free. No amount of soap could clean that up sufficiently.

[IrishPennant]

Some would try to clean her up

[fanfan]

Oh come on....

So guilty!

Psycho guilty.