South Park already did this one, on their very first show!!
They need to ask Carl ...
...who has already admitted culpability.
Posted on 03/26/2009 8:12:07 AM PDT by BGHater
Veterinary autopsies would be a waste of time and money.
I’ve spent enough time on farms to learn that insects, scavengers and predators are in fact quite “surgical” in their feeding habits. The blood is one of the most nutritional parts and will disappear pretty quickly as rodents and insects go after it with gusto and leave almost no trace.
Masticated! Only Aliens mutilate! excuse me are you an (gulp) alien. Please present you certified birth certificate to Jim!
OMIGOSH, I hope I didn't sound racist!
Maybe lightning strikes.
Masticated! Only Aliens mutilate!
Nope, I mutilated with knife and fork, then I masticated.
South Park already did this one, on their very first show!!
They need to ask Carl ...
...who has already admitted culpability.
What were Rosie O’Donell and Hillary doing in South Colorado?
Trinidad, Colorado is home to a major sex-change oriented medical center. I wonder what the docs there do on their time off?
we thought you was a toad.
Im telling Jim...I'm telling Jim!
You thought there was Global Warming but ICE is on the way. Did you say your name was Puloosee? Well I got you Reid! So I will get barack to you...you aliend!
Two more Southern Colorado ranchers say they have discovered cows mutilated under strange circumstances.As opposed to "mutilated under normal circumstances", apparently. ;')
Three Separate cows, three separate ranchers...all with the same bizarre story. Each of them found one of their cows’ dead...and we’re not talking death by natural causes...
http://www.krdo.com/global/story.asp?s=10072494
Beyond those mountains are the Great Sand Dunes and the town of ...
http://www.earthfiles.com/news.php?ID=1537&cateegory=Environment
Animal mutilation sounds like the fetish of a budding serial killer. But these are prett weird cases, and not many of the losers who wind up serial killers (or animal mutilators) have the required aircraft (chopper?) or access to one.
-—ah—the legacy of “Snippy” continues—
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