Cheat hubby's willy severed
Pain ... angry wife bit off hubby's manhood
Posted on 03/23/2009 9:50:09 PM PDT by Stoat
Pain ... angry wife bit off hubby's manhood
Katya Kharitovonova, 36, was jailed for two years for the wounds she inflicted on hubby Mikhail, 40, and his lover Liza Dmitriyeva, 33.
The Russian couple had gone for a walk when they met Katya's pal Liza and invited her home for a meal.
After eating, they settled down to watch HG Wells movie The War of the Worlds – but Katya fell asleep.
Mikhail told a court near Moscow: “Liza started stroking my hair and legs, and then it went further."
Liza admitted: “I kissed Mikhail’s lips. He didn’t resist, and then I kissed him more.”
After half an hour, Katya woke up to find her husband half naked and her best friend performing a sex act on him.
Katya immediately seized a floor lamp and crashed it over Liza’s head before biting and severing her husband’s penis.
Mikhail, who was too drunk to dodge his wife's advances, said: “I saw blood spurting out of Liza’s mouth and then felt a sharp pain. I don’t remember what happened next, I was unconscious."
Realising the seriousness of the wounds she inflicted, Katya called an ambulance and the pair were taken to casualty at a nearby hospital.
Liza suffered severe concussion while Mikhail’s willy had to be stitched back together.
Katya faces two years behind bars in a labour camp. The judges told her she had no right to act in such a violent manner despite the provocation by her husband and best friend.
Wow, long name... that's a mouthful...
That joke was rather grizzly...
I'll think of "why" some other time...
Thanks - Dayglored
There’s nothing like the love of a good woman. I’ve heard that anyway.
additional:
POLICE: CONN. WOMAN HANDCUFFED SELF TO HUSBAND, BIT HIM
nypost.com | March 24, 2009 | CLEMENTE LISI
Posted on 03/24/2009 3:42:24 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2213804/posts
Not only *is* there one, it’s one of the fastest growing lists in FR history (if one goes by percentage who joined in one day). ;’) Congratulations, martin_fierro, MGPL listmeister!
It's darksheare's SunkenCiv's fault.
Ah, but *who* was it came up with that ping message template?!? ;’) It’s so good, it neutered the competition.
Cool, item number 6 on the list of things “not my fault”.
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