To: Slings and Arrows
1. Ask if you are logged in. 2. Set your beeber-like device to "stune."
3. Remøve all møøse frøm the vicinity øf yøur sister.
4. Take a shower.
5. Unnngh!
6. ...Make sure that you are wearing socks that are not worn around the toe or heel.
45 posted on
03/20/2009 10:41:24 PM PDT by
Allegra
( Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.)
To: Allegra
This thread needs more socks!
47 posted on
03/20/2009 10:50:02 PM PDT by
Jet Jaguar
(Atlas Shrugged Mode: ON)
To: Allegra
I was making sure he was series before telling him such a hugh secret.
50 posted on
03/20/2009 11:37:58 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(Can't get enough of my snarking? http://twitter.com/slingsandarrows)
To: Allegra
"6. ...Make sure that you are wearing socks that are not worn around the toe or heel."
Make sure you wear clean underwear when you leave the house because you never know when you might have to go to the hospital.
60 posted on
03/21/2009 7:36:47 AM PDT by
Enterprise
(I went to America and all I got were some DVDs and little helicopters.)
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