To each his/her own, I suppose. I don’t need “Welcome to the Jungle” playing in my head when getting involved in certain activities, nor do I enjoy spontaneous surprise flossing. And stubble is inappropriate for anyone involved in interpersonal contact. Smooth and soft is a real good thing. No making out with Bluto, thankyouverymuch.
A gorilla is one thing, but I was raised on the sexy women in the ‘70s Playboys. But gradually, over time, I saw them devolve from the upside down pyramids to rectangles to landing strips to Hitler moustaches to nada. I was like, “WTF ?!?” It wasn’t sexy. It was creepy and made women look like little girls. Bald ain’t beautiful and it remains a major visceral turn-off for me (just about tied with tattooes on the fairer sex). Besides, from a practical standpoint, it also serves a purpose for cutting down on infections.