[EQAndyBuzz]

This stunning Irish blond walks into a casino and proceeds to the roulette wheel.

She takes out some money and places it on the table. She says to the dealers, “I usually have more luck gambling when I am naked” and then takes off all her clothes and puts them on the table.

The wheel is spun and in glee the blond shouts, “I won I won” whereby she takes her winnings and her clothes and off she goes.

The first dealer looks at the seconds and says, “what number was hit?” The second dealer looks back and says, “weren’t you watching?”

Moral of the story:

Not all Irish are drunks
Not all bonds are stupid
But men will be men

[dirtymac]

As in Barry?

[Lady Jag]

Two guys alone in a bar. The first guy asks the other guy if he can buy him a drink.

"Of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks him,

"Where are you from?" "Ireland," replies the second. "I'm from Ireland, too! Let's have another round, to Ireland."

"Cheers!" replies the other, and they both toss back their drinks. The first man asks, "Where in Ireland are you from?"

"Dublin," comes the reply.

"I can't believe it!" says the first man. "I'm from Dublin, too! Let's have another drink, to Dublin!" Then the first man asks, "What school did you go to?"

"St. Mary's," replies the second. "I graduated in '65."

"This is unbelievable," the first man says. "I went to St. Mary's and graduated in '65, too!"

About this time another man sits down at the bar. "What's

going on?" he asks the bartender. "Not much," he replies. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."

[50sDad]

I happen to know the colleen was a ginger! (I was told later on by someone else, o’ course.)

[mickidawn1969]

LOL I love it!