Guy says, "Well, I'm powerfully thirsty. I want a bottle of Guinness." Poof, a bottle of Guinness appears in the man's hand. He immediately chugs it down, then watches in amazement as the bottle fills up again.
"It's a magic bottle, master," the genie says proudly. "It will never be empty. Now, what are your other two wishes?"
Guy looks at the bottle and says, "Right, I'll have two more of these."
A: Paddy O'Furniture!