Posted on 03/11/2009 3:53:15 PM PDT by csvset
On March 9, the St. Mary’s County Sheriff’s Office was notified of a Lexington Park, Maryland woman, reportedly aged 27, who was flown to Prince George’s Hospital for an injury which occurred on March 8, as a result of a sexual act involving the use of a reciprocating saw. The original 911 call was dispatched as a medical emergency.
St. Mary’s County Bureau of Criminal Investigation Detectives conducted an investigation which determined the injury was a result of a consensual act between two parties and no crime was committed.
At approximately 1:30 a.m. on Sunday, March 8, units from Bay District Fire Department and Lexington Park Rescue Squad responded to a call for a woman bleeding in Lexington Park.
A man told authorities that he had placed a sex toy on a saber saw blade and that the blade had sawed through the plastic and severely wounded the woman. Trooper 7 transported the woman to PG Hospital. The case remains under investigation at this time. No word on the condition of the woman at this time.
They were just gettin’ jiggy with it.
I’ve lived down that way—worked (twice) as a civilian, at the base-Patuxent River Naval Air Test Center AKA Pax River.
It’s the home of the famous “SMIB”
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=SMIB
Actually, the Urban dictionary entry is incomplete—in addition to the folks they describe, there are plenty of equally Dumb ghetto rats to liven things up—If St. Mary’s County was a body, Lexington Park is the anus.
Emergency surgery is amazing, these days. I bet they get her stitched up good as new.
I also bet that alcohol was somehow involved in this fiasco.
I’m betting they were both Obama voters.
If so, this was the SECOND dmumbest thing they ever did.
As I said on the other thread—once you hack, you never go back.
Damn.
Oh, THAT’S what happened. I was wondering. ugh. that makes me sick
;]
[do you really have goats? I have 2 pygmies....love ‘em to bits!]
My eyes are watering thinking about being ‘all stitched up’ after this fiasco! ((shiver)) To this end...the scar tissue from the injuries may be enough that it will be too painful and difficult to engage in any kind of sexual activity again.....
ping
Well, they did use the Old Milwaukee...
This was a stimulus package that failed on a massive scale.
It will probably say
“WARNING! Sometimes stupid DOES hurt”
[and your user name is really a bonus giggle, considering....]
Did these two idiots watch the Naked Gun or something?
*groan!*
"The first cut is the deepest..."
He really Bosch’ed it up...
Ah, my sympathies... being married to such a cruel woman. ;)
{I mean honestly, if you ascribe to the mutual/reciprocal ownership of your spouse’s body.... then they ARE yours.
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1%20pet%203:7;&version=9; AND http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=eph%205:21-6:9;&version=31;}
NOTE: “Submit” is a roman military-term meaning to know your place/position... as in a formation where God (the Father) is the commander and Jesus is the 1SG.
There’s only so far down this road I’m willing to go ... but remember that they managed to return John Wayne Bobbitt to full functionality. And that was several years ago.
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