Ah, my sympathies... being married to such a cruel woman. ;)
{I mean honestly, if you ascribe to the mutual/reciprocal ownership of your spouse’s body.... then they ARE yours.
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1%20pet%203:7;&version=9; AND http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=eph%205:21-6:9;&version=31;}
NOTE: “Submit” is a roman military-term meaning to know your place/position... as in a formation where God (the Father) is the commander and Jesus is the 1SG.
Hey...he pulled me onto his lap unexpectedly as I was walking by, minding my own business.
Not my fault he’s got a bad aim....:))
[okay...so biblically, I sat on “my” testicle but it still didn’t hurt a bit].....;-D