I get enough of the zucchinibergs around here. People don't seem to realize that just because they can grow that big doesn't mean they should be harvested at that size (unless you are letting them mature for seeds).
Chainsaws are for trees, not zucchinis.
LOL!
I had a zuke and a hard squash cross one time in the garden. That thing was the size of a baseball bat, and hard as a rock. It sat in the corner of the kitchen for a good six months before I threw it in the compost pile.