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Policies of the Crazy Party
original to FR | March 9, 2009 | Peter O'Donnell

Posted on 03/09/2009 3:42:14 PM PDT by Peter ODonnell

POLICIES OF THE CRAZY PARTY __________________________

Compare thesse policies of the crazy party to what is available from the Democrats, RINOs and most Canadian parties too ...

(1) ECONOMICS -- We will take wheelbarrows full of money into casinos in Las Vegas and Atlantic City, handing out cash to gamblers, no questions asked. -- comment ... more sensible than current direction of US gov't, about on a par with Canadian gov't. Likely stimulus to economy about 20% of cash dispensed. Compares to 5%, 15%.

(2) FOREIGN POLICY -- We will make friends with Iran, North Korea, China and eventually maybe even Venezuela. -- comment ... sure you will. They are full of unfulfilled longings to be our friends.

(3) CLIMATE CHANGE -- We saw some pictures of ice falling into the sea, and this convinced us to jack up the price of oil, make people feel guilty about driving, and also, we'll stop growing food and encourage farmers to grow crops for ethanol. We will also spend billions to get a few wind farms and big solar panels out in the middle of nowhere where they can be expensively integrated into the electricity grid. We will keep listening to scientists who said 25 years ago that in 15 years there would be no arctic ice and no ski resorts in New England. -- comments ... far more sensible than what we've got now.

(4) We will pay your mortgage.

(5) If you don't like Mexico, come on up here, and don't hurt yourself on that hole in the fence. Don't mind the guys in the jeep with the guns, they are just posing.

(6) Let's send spacecraft out with maps of how to get to earth, there couldn't possibly be any danger in that, right? Also, let's spend the better part of a billion dollars on a program that might find another planet "out there" in oh, say, five million years. We are pretty sure the folks running the earth in five million years will remember we sent this out.

(7) Let's insult the leader of whatever closest friend we may have in the world.

(8) Let's call our Crazy Party the Democratic Party.


TOPICS: History; Society
KEYWORDS: policies; political

1 posted on 03/09/2009 3:42:15 PM PDT by Peter ODonnell
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To: Peter ODonnell
A bump to ya, Peter...


Just an old Keyboard Cowboy...gating back out, into Cyberspace and the Dreamtime

2 posted on 03/09/2009 3:46:26 PM PDT by backhoe (All across America, the Lights are going out...)
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To: Peter ODonnell

what could go wrong?

at least we’re not trying to create a black hole this summer.


3 posted on 03/09/2009 3:59:05 PM PDT by GeronL (Will bankrupting America lead to socialism?)
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To: Peter ODonnell
#7


4 posted on 03/09/2009 6:12:56 PM PDT by Daffynition ("Beauty is in the sty of the beholder." ~ Joe 6-pack)
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To: AdmSmith; Berosus; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; Fred Nerks; george76; ...
Fairness Doctrine

5 posted on 03/09/2009 7:29:35 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/____________________ Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
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To: SunkenCiv

Good political cartoon!!!


6 posted on 03/09/2009 7:35:14 PM PDT by justiceseeker93
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To: justiceseeker93

see also george76’s:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2203113/posts?page=56#56


7 posted on 03/10/2009 4:58:09 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/____________________ Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
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