Posted on 03/06/2009 4:39:29 AM PST by Lucky9teen
For our friends over at DU ... "Money for Nothin'" by Dire Straits
For the great folks over at DU: Alice in Chains “head creeps”
“Funeral for a Friend.”
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Definitely “Darkness on the Face of the Earth”, “I’m A Worried Man”, and my favorite (since I own blue eyes & everytime I look at the stock market) “Blue Eyes Cryin’ in the Rain”—all by Willie Nelson
1. Lincoln placed his hand on the Bible for his inauguration. Obama used the same Bible.
2. Lincoln came from Illinois. Obama comes from Illinois.
3. Lincoln served in the Illinois Legislature. Obama served in the Illinois Legislature.
4. Lincoln had very little experience before becoming President. Obama had very little experience before becoming President.
5. Lincoln rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his inauguration. Obama rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his inauguration.
6. Lincoln was a skinny lawyer. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
7. Lincoln was a Republican. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
8. Lincoln was highly respected. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
9. Lincoln was born in the United States. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
10. Lincoln was called Honest Abe. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
A man and woman got married,, and the man was so in love with his bride he had her name, “Wendy “ tattoed onto his penis,, when he was hard ,, you could see the full name,, but when he wasn’t, all you could see was WY.. so,, the man and Wendy took their honeymoon in the Bahamas and one day the man was laying on a nude beach ,,
He noticed a black man with WY tattoed onto his soft penis,, suprised that some one else had the same idea as he did,, he walked over to the black guy mentioned that he also had a tattoo and asked if he had a wife or girlfriend named Wendy,,
The Jamaican man looked up at him and said ,,,
” oh Noooooooo Mon,, mine says,,,, Welcome to Jamaica, Have a Nice day
“Depression is when you’re out of work. A recession is when your neighbor’s out of work. Recovery is when Carter’s out of work.” - Ronald Reagan
It's FRIDAY!!!
Eat more tacos and dance in your BVDs!!!
“What’s the website number, Kenneth?” - Joe Biden
Big Hair Rap Nu-Metal.
“How does anyone justify some of these earmarks: $1.7 million for pig odor research in Iowa; $2 million “for the promotion of astronomy” in Hawaii; $6.6 million for termite research in New Orleans; $2.1 million for the Center for Grape Genetics in New York.”
Here are some more earmarks included in the bill.
$1,049,000 for grasshoppers and Mormon crickets - sponsored by Sen. Bennett
$1,049,000 for the Jack Berryman Institute and Mississippi Agriculture and Forestry Experiment Station, Utah and Mississippi - sponsored by Sens. Bennett, Cochran and Wicker
$5,024,000 for Sugarbeet/Avian Disease and Oncology Labs - sponsored by Sens. Levin and Stabenow
$2,494,000 for Climate forecasting - sponsored by Sens. Martinez and Bill Nelson, and Reps. Brad Miller, Allen Boyd, Mario Diaz-Balart, and Lincoln Diaz-Balart
$4,602,000 for Pasture Systems and Watershed Management Research - sponsored by Sen. Specter and Rep. Tim Holden
$9,534,000 for Minerals Dietary Requirements for Good Health - sponsored by Sens. Conrad and Dorgan, and Rep. Earl Pomeroy
| Obama is Bad With Money |
 You're probably constantly broke - or you will be soon. You spend like there's no tomorrow, and for you, tomorrow is looking pretty grim. Put off some purchases, get out of debt, and stop living above your means. You could be rich someday - but you need money to make money. |
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