[TnGOP]

Pic #1: White bread, white bread, white bread, ...............

[bray]

That is one ugly First Lady!

Pray for America and Our Troops

[Old Sarge]

(thinking) "*snort* Stupid crackers..."

(Lady Vet) "Blah blah blah blah..."
(Michelle, thinking) "Stupid cracker..."

(thinking) "Photo-op... must... smile..."

"Hmmm... I'm sayin' 'cracker' too much, they might get on to me... what's another word..."

"Ewww! Honky-cooties!"

"What! You nevuh hearduv honky cooties befoah? You mus' be racis'!"

Did they, or did they not vote for The One (piss be upon him),
and will they live to regret their vote?

[Ditter]

It took this gray, white and green out fit for me to realize that her face is yellow. The compliment of yellow is purple............... we saw her in purple........... nope.... that didn't work. hummmmmmmmm What color WOULD she look good in?

[Logic n' Reason]

"I know!! I know!! These are folks that work in the Peace Corpse and wear funny clothes!!"

Or..."Ya can't make a silk purse out of an asse's a**!

The only first lady uglier was Eleanor Roosevelt. She even make Helen Thomas look good. That was one ugly woman!

But of course, for those of you in the "uglies" quandry, have no fear! We all have hitlery to "fall back on" as the case may be!!

[Logic n' Reason]

bill clintoon has asked that michelle come visit him for a day or two to discuss "policy". He was also overheard asking michelle to "wear the blue dress, as I'm kind of partial to "blue".!

So...our new first "lady" has passed first inspection muster from billy boy! Now, it's on to the "policy meeting"!

[GOP_Lady]

This is JCrew's "Merino Michelle V-neck cardigan."

I wonder if it's named after her.

[Dixie Yooper]

"I used to watch Julia on TV every week young lady. Don't tell me I don't know about you people!"

[GOP_Lady]

FYI. A JCrew employee told me that the white tie BHO wore at the inaugural gowns was made by JCrew.

[Sloth]

“So this is where they bury the brainwashed minions of the capitalist imperialist aggressors.”

[pabianice]

How much longer do I have to spend with these damn warmongers?

[pabianice]

Portrait of a dog watching television

[meowmeow]

WTF? Bare arms during the coldest weather we’ve had in years and now suddenly multiple, unmatched layers tied together with a belt from Dress-for-Less? This woman is pathetic!

[mass55th]

Foolish woman, can't you stand up when I'm speaking to you? Don't you know who I am?

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse! LOL! MO.....don’t ‘layer’, dear.

[sweet_diane]

I've decided to put off poking any more fun at our First Lady for now.... she is our First Lady. However, I will not stop changing the channel everytime her Husband is on the TV or someone is trying to sell 'keepsakes' of his likeness.::barf::

If nothing else, she's making those of us with less than classic features and not so great taste in clothes feel better! lol

[J40000]

"Wassup with all these 'TYPICAL' white people?"

[syriacus]

MO: "You don't like what I'm wearing?
You fashion critics are expecting too much!
My secretary has barely returned from those big name fashion shows.*
I haven't had time to select my designer maternity clothes."

*Michelle Obama’s Social Secretary at Fashion Week

Michelle will bear a son while living in the White House -- and his name will be BHO III.

What will his nickname be? Yasser? Mahmoud? Kim? Fidel? Che?

[cowboyway]

"Do I look like I give a _____!"

[usmcobra]

"All these dead white women look nothing like me."