What’s in your wallet?
To: Daffynition
The teeth could be from some Chinese political dissident who was murdered by the Chicoms.
2 posted on
03/04/2009 3:33:20 AM PST by
wmileo
(I miss Ronald Wilson Reagan. POTUS #40)
To: Daffynition
after Obama’s national dental/health care, we will all only have our teeth in our wallet.
3 posted on
03/04/2009 3:34:12 AM PST by
TornadoAlley3
(Obama is everything Oklahoma is not.)
To: Daffynition
"Wallets are made from humans!"
4 posted on
03/04/2009 3:35:50 AM PST by
SolidWood
(Palin: "In Alaska we eat therefore we hunt.")
To: Daffynition
6 posted on
03/04/2009 3:57:42 AM PST by
KoRn
To: Daffynition
I'm calling Shennanigans, LOL!
prisoner6
7 posted on
03/04/2009 3:58:01 AM PST by
prisoner6
(Right Wing Nuts hold the country together as the loose screws of the Left fall out.)
To: Daffynition
> ... police said they cannot perform DNA tests because there was no blood and no gum tissue on the teeth.
Teeth are the best there is for forensic DNA. They survive many fires, water submersion and being buried. The DNA is inside the tooth not on the surface.
10 posted on
03/04/2009 4:14:30 AM PST by
BuffaloJack
(Obama needs to Fail !)
To: Daffynition
Kind of a bassakerds adaptation of “Put your money where your mouth is”
11 posted on
03/04/2009 4:25:16 AM PST by
wolfcreek
(There is no 2 party system only arrogant Pols and their handlers)
To: Daffynition; The Spirit Of Allegiance
The Fal-mouth police should bring in a gumshoe to solve the case.
To: Daffynition
On first glance I am reminded of a semi-elaborate practical joke described in H. Allen Smith's book "The Compleat Practical Joker": on a visit to a dentist, a man obtains a bunch of unwanted extracted human teeth, and then plants them so that an acquaintance whom he has a grudge against finds the teeth in odd, unexpected places, one at a time. This causes puzzlement and eventually nervousness. When the victim eventually makes an important public speech, he takes out his prepared remarks only to have a dozen teeth fall out of his pocket and onto the stage, which unnerves him to the point where he can hardly deliver the speech.
Mr. niteowl77
15 posted on
03/04/2009 4:36:36 AM PST by
niteowl77
(You wanted him, and now you have got him. I say, "Good day to you," America.)
To: Daffynition
The male customer turned the wallet and the teeth over to Walmart employees, but left the store without giving his name before police arrived The store cameras did, however, capture an image of the man:
18 posted on
03/04/2009 5:11:03 AM PST by
mikrofon
(Tooth be told...)
To: Daffynition
I hate when I leave a wallet full of teeth in a place like Wal-mart.
19 posted on
03/04/2009 5:29:54 AM PST by
DannyTN
To: Daffynition
This man owns a piece (or two) of Jimmy Hoffa!
20 posted on
03/04/2009 6:22:55 AM PST by
J40000
To: Daffynition
Walmart officials did not release any further details but said the company will investigate.It's a wonder they didn't call a HazMat team. Years ago I had a whopper of a widom tooth pulled and jokingly told the dentist that I ought to put it on a key chain. He was horrified. "You can't do that! It's TOXIC WASTE!".
Now I know I had bad breath then, but gimmie a break!
21 posted on
03/04/2009 7:19:15 AM PST by
Oatka
("A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves." –Bertrand de Jouvenel)
To: Daffynition; Larry Lucido; SunkenCiv; DaveLoneRanger; steelyourfaith; Faith; Coleus; Vision; ...
“police said they cannot perform DNA tests because there was no blood and no gum tissue on the teeth.”
OK, here is one official opinion on the validity of the ‘billions and billions of years ago’ junk science/old earth speculation cult. Other opinions may vary but I’m bookmarking this.
22 posted on
03/04/2009 7:59:46 AM PST by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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