Posted on 03/02/2009 10:45:15 PM PST by llevrok
Is this heaven or is this hell?
One hour and 45 minutes into ABC's 3-hour-long true love festival Monday, "The Bachelor" Jason Mesnick was doubled over, gasping for air after sending Molly Malaney, a 24-year-old Michigander, packing.
"Bachelor" Jason Mesnick chose former Dallas Cowboy cheerleader Melissa Rycroft -- but then regretted his decision, saying he still loves Molly Malaney (inset). (ABC)
Up strolled Melissa Rycroft, a 25-year-old former Dallas Cowboy cheerleader, who screamed blissfully several times after Jason dropped to his knee, gave her a ring and that final red rose.
"I'm going to be a Mesnick!" Melissa said before she, Jason and his son Ty executed a carefree jump into a pool in formal wear.
But wait! As predicted by mysterious blogger "Reality Steve," Jason reveals during the "After the Final Rose" that "the chemistry's been completely different" with Melissa once the cameras were off. He still loves Molly, he says through a fresh set of tears.
So what did we learn Monday night? That Molly's heavy eye makeup is waterproof. That Melissa, a master of jumping on Jason and hugging him with her legs, tried but couldn't execute her signature move in a long yellow dress.
That one should never accept a diamond ring, no matter how huge and sparkly, from a man who says "What rings represents them?" when picking it out.
That if this is scripted, Jason, Molly and Melissa are Jerry Springer show-quality actors.
Huh?
Who cares?
I would sex both of them and then get out. You’re famous now. Use it wisely.
I do, but then again, I don't.
As for why I posted this? It's late on the west coast and I wanted to have some fun with my night owl FRiends.
He’s a Category 7 douchebag. His economy of words is limited to “amazing” and “journey.”
What an asshat.
I am ashamed that I was roped into this televised drivel. A few hours of my life I'll never get back. It really is a sick show at its core. I just thought he was awful when he visited the one girl's hippie parents in California and the girl's father wanted to talk about Jesus and salvation, at which time Jason just rolled his eyes and acted too cool. He's the archetypal imbecile West Coast establishment douchebag.
I think that Melissa and Molly should’ve BOTH slugged him.
The guy fell in love with three women in one year. Deanna, Melissa and Molly. What a d-bag! I must admit I watched the last haf hour of the Bachelor After the Final Rose. That was the most staged reality show I have ever seen. Molly was so tanned, so much that her skin looked so orangy looking. I could have made 2 gallons of orange juice just by watching her.
No one should. It is JUST A SHOW! All the participants get perks for participating. Everyone is there for their fifteen minutes (ad infinitum) of fame. Anyone who truly thinks this is real needs to get a REALITY check. Reality TV is NOT reality.
Sheesh....
But the show is obviously scripted.
I had not watched it all season but i did watch last night.
I must admit, i was fascinated by the bachelors creepy
emotionalism and how inarticulate they all were amidst
the embarrassing situation. sometimes i can’t resist a
train wreck.
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