Posted on 03/02/2009 6:12:25 PM PST by Justaham
Dear IRS, I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April 15, but all is not lost. I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax, building permit tax, CDL tax, cigarette tax, corporate income tax, dog license tax, federal income tax, unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting license tax, fishing licence tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury tax, medicare tax, city, school and county property tax (up 33 percent last 4 years), real estate tax, social security tax, road usage tax, toll road tax, state and city sales tax, recreational vehicle tax, state franchise tax, state unemployment tax, telephone federal excise tax, telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax, vehicle licence registration tax, capital gains tax, lease severance tax, oil and gas assessment tax, Colorado property tax, Texas, Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma and New Mexico sales tax, and many more that I can't recall but I have run out of space and money. When you do not receive my check April 15, just know that it is an honest mistake. Please treat me the same way you treated Congressmen Charles Rangle, Chris Dodd, Barney Frank and ex-Congressman Tom Dashelle and, of course, your boss Timothy Geithner. No penalties and no interest. P.S. I will make at least a partial payment as soon as I get my stimulus check.
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I suppose he shortened the list of taxes he had to pay in order to make it fit in the letter to the editor word maximum.
lol - A good response to the “not for thee” attitude we get from our political overlords.
Ain’t gonna be no stimulus check. I wonder how many people don’t know this.
What’s the deal on that anyway?
And to think this country was founded on a tax rebellion.
bump for later
Last we’ll hear of him. I’m sure the jackbooted thugs have hauled him off already.
re: And to think this country was founded on a tax rebellion
Now we know why!
Welcome to the USSA. Comrade.
BTTT
Well thanks a lot. I was looking forward to be stimulated. So much for 2009.
You are probably right. The non-productive of the land are now in control.
OK, I can’t tell if you guys are kidding or not. Did you know you get a tax credit and associated reduction in the amount withheld from your paycheck? I think it starts April Fools Day.
probably!
sometimes I think we won’t have the guts to take up the fight when it ‘gets real’
I wasn’t kidding. I thought I heard to that affect—that it was going to be a small reduction in taxes out of your check like you stated, but hadn’t read anything official on it. Thanks for the info.
and you would be right.
Don’t forget Ron Kirk was just added.
Hey, we’re getting $13/ week stimulus - that will pay ... the interest on the taxes we owe.
or 2 packs of cigarettes.or 2 beers or 6 candy bars or 3 cans of dog food or 1 fragrant candle for the bathroom after toilet paper is outlawed. Only 2 flushes a week will be allowed
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