"Don't touch me. I have a headache. It's the same one I've had for the past six months. You left the toilet seat up again. How many times must I tell you? Here's a list of the chores I need you to do this weekend. By the way, forget about the "Big Game" on TV this weekend. There's a movie on the Lifetime Channel you need to watch and later discuss with me so that you can gain some insight into your behavior. Oh, by the way, Mother will be spending the next two month with us. Here's a list of things she expects from you while she's here."
What?
You specifically said, "Make her real".